Numbers jokes

Sex

    • I saw a pretty girl walking outside. I asked for her number.

    We met up and began to have sex. She told me to turn over, which was weird. I felt a stinging pain in my ass all of a sudden.

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    • Numbers memes

    Chick

    • I will give you all the fine chicks you want. Just dial this number: 313-974- tap that ass from Hooters strip club.

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    • Mayo

    • If you wanna get fat, what's the quickest way to do it?

    Eat two jars of mayo each day, and in about a month, your scale will have your phone number!

    Wife

    • I asked my wife if I was the only one she slept with. She said yes—the others were 7's and 8's.

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    • Dick

    • Best thing ever right here.

    So, there is this app on your phone called ringer. Go into it. There is a 12-15 digit number. Enter that into my phone, my dick will get 12-15 inches longer.

    Orphanage

    • A missionary went to visit an orphanage in Thailand. After looking around, he asked the manager, "Why do these kids have numbers instead of names on their shirts? And why are some of them the same?"

    The manager smiled and said, "Those are price tags."

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    • Math

    • Learn math the easiest way from Pendu.

    Multiplying any number by 0 is 0 itself.

    Hint: Multiplying any number by Pendu's G/A in 2022 is 0 itself.

    The answer is 0.

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