A woman comes to the doctor and tells her ‘doctor, my husband wants intense sex all day, what should I give him?’ The doctor says ‘my number’
The number 13? Not on my watch
I can count the number of times I've been to Chernobyl on one hand. -- It's seven.
Why is 6 afraid of 7? It’s not. Numbers aren’t sentient and are therefore incapable of feeling fear.
So I asked a Chinese woman for her number, she said "sex, sex, sex, free sex tonight ." Her friend said "No, it's 666-3629."
People always told that if you killed a murderer that there would be the same number of murderers. Why stop at one?
Whenever I have a one night stand I always use protection
A fake name and fake phone number.
Head teacher talking about recent vandalism during school assembly:
"And to those of you who wrote Mr. Smith's telephone number on the door of the girl's toilets, he would like to make it clear that the last digit is a 7 and not a 4."
What's the number one pick up line at a gay bar?
"May I push your stool in?"
you know how 7 ate 9 why was 10 scared? It's because he was in the middle of 9 11 🤣
I bet you $12345678901234567890 that you didn’t read that number and you didn’t notice that a put a letter in it, no i didn’t but you went back and looked didn’t you.
Girls are like math, if theyre under 10 use your fingers
4, 6, 8 and 9 have all been killed. -- 2, 3, 5, 7 and 11 are the prime suspects.
Alfonsos mom is so fat. That she stepped on the scale and the doctor sayd “oh Shit thats my phone number!!!”
How does a peadophile help a kid with maths? He adds the bed, divides the clothes and multiples with the whole classroom.
Gf- You are a drug. Bf- Why cause you are addicted to me? Gf- No, because you are number one most wanted in Montana.
You know what’s odd?
Every other number
So 6 is scared of 7 because 7,8,9, but why did 10 have PTSD?
He was stuck in the middle of 9/11
A police man once said I will never forget 9/11 I said I hope not that’s your phone number
