Why is 6 afraid of 7? It’s not. Numbers aren’t sentient and are therefore incapable of feeling fear.
A woman comes to the doctor and tells her ‘doctor, my husband wants intense sex all day, what should I give him?’ The doctor says ‘my number’
The number 13? Not on my watch
I can count the number of times I've been to Chernobyl on one hand. -- It's seven.
So I asked a Chinese woman for her number, she said "sex, sex, sex, free sex tonight ." Her friend said "No, it's 666-3629."
People always told that if you killed a murderer that there would be the same number of murderers. Why stop at one?
Whenever I have a one night stand I always use protection
A fake name and fake phone number.
Head teacher talking about recent vandalism during school assembly:
"And to those of you who wrote Mr. Smith's telephone number on the door of the girl's toilets, he would like to make it clear that the last digit is a 7 and not a 4."
What's the number one pick up line at a gay bar?
"May I push your stool in?"
you know how 7 ate 9 why was 10 scared? It's because he was in the middle of 9 11 🤣
I bet you $12345678901234567890 that you didn’t read that number and you didn’t notice that a put a letter in it, no i didn’t but you went back and looked didn’t you.
Girls are like math, if theyre under 10 use your fingers
I'm shocked that Kanye West never tried to get Carrie Underwood's number after Carrie starred in a pro-Aryan ad for Almay.
Gf- You are a drug. Bf- Why cause you are addicted to me? Gf- No, because you are number one most wanted in Montana.
4, 6, 8 and 9 have all been killed. -- 2, 3, 5, 7 and 11 are the prime suspects.
The Women saw a Cute lookin cop she Had pulled up right Next to him and said “Hey can i get your number” He said yea it’s “911”. And drove of
How does a peadophile help a kid with maths? He adds the bed, divides the clothes and multiples with the whole classroom.
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You know what’s odd?
Every other number
So 6 is scared of 7 because 7,8,9, but why did 10 have PTSD?
He was stuck in the middle of 9/11
