Numbers jokes
Why is 1 equal to 22?
4 is too busy and one has the 21s to 4!
What comes next in the pattern: ottffs?
I will give you all the fine chicks you want. Just dial this number: 313-974- tap that ass from Hooters strip club.
I saw a pretty girl walking outside. I asked for her number.
We met up and began to have sex. She told me to turn over, which was weird. I felt a stinging pain in my ass all of a sudden.
You're hairline is like I was so fat Dora the Explorer couldn't find your numbers!
Yo mama is so fat, the doctor asked for her weight, she told her phone number.
Why was 10 so scared? Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
What's tree plus tree? Sticks! (Three plus three = six)
Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine.
Why is ten afraid? Because he’s in between nine and eleven.
What did the 5 say to the S?
"Nice shape."
Yo mama's so old, her social security number is one.
A missionary went to visit an orphanage in Thailand. After looking around, he asked the manager, "Why do these kids have numbers instead of names on their shirts? And why are some of them the same?"
The manager smiled and said, "Those are price tags."
If you wanna get fat, what's the quickest way to do it?
Eat two jars of mayo each day, and in about a month, your scale will have your phone number!
If 6 is scared of 7 because 7 8 9, why is ten scared? Because it is in the middle of 9/11.
Turn the number 543354 upside down to see "sheesh."
I asked my wife if I was the only one she slept with. She said yes—the others were 7's and 8's.
Ayo imagine having a chocolate fountain, but instead it cost a billion dollars a gallon and you have a hundred thousands, that number will never equate to how many porno magazines and alcoholic beverages and malty liquors stolen from my brother's bedroom as a desperate attempt at being edgy. Ayo, maybe instead of the future cars being powered by petroleum oil and gas, but with hot chocolate.
Why is 10 scared of 11 and 9? Because he's in the middle of 9/11.
What did 1 pay with at the store? A 1/4 ;)
Been learning Chinese...
69 is too-can-chew.