Why is 9 afraid of 7, because 7 8 9
Hey math: I’m really tired of trying to find your X. Accept that she’s gone, and solve your own problems, dude!
How did number 1 kindly make number 2? I got my ass kicked lets be friends ?
what number is better than 69? 88 cause you get ate twice.
What kind of number hates nuts 🥜? 17
seems very long. you wont remember the tel number..... I remember it lile this from school days in Ireland.
Dolly Patron is shopping for new bra , lady says your size (69) , Dolly says no way that too too too (222) big, so she goes to doctor , Doc I need something to make my boobs smaller , here take (51) pills for 6 days ( x6) and soo she did . days later she ran back to doc, jesus Christ doctor look what happened Im BOOBLESS. 55378008 upside down.
Flip 1134 over on a calculator.
Happy holidays.
Why don't people play hide-and-seek in the number 4.Because it would take forever.Get it? for-ever and 4 four so four ever.
What's 72. 69 with 3 people watching.
So today is my birthday today am 13 but yesterday am going to turn 10.but am not even go to school to know the number ten becuase one time at 10 pm in the morning it was so cold in in my hot room so I want outside to drive my car to drive my car. But I stopped becuase the light turn green.i was talking a bath in the front of my car out it didn’t have bin so am taking a sh$t
Why was number 10 scared
It was surrounded by 9/11
Why did the oxygen molecules walk out of the singles bar with excitement? Because she got Avogadro's number!
I went out with this girl the other night, she wore this real slinky number. She especially looked great going down the stairs.
So i was in school and the was number saying 696969 so i said to my mother what dose. It mean she said, YOUR FUCKING DAD AND I
Words can’t describe how beautiful you are
But numbers can (Lol)
The reason why in the US there emergency number is 911 is because of my uncle Mohamed rip best pilot ever
1. why did the teenage girls travel in odd numbered groups? because they can't get even 2.
The last thing the victims were thinking was is there 9 or 11 stories
your mum so cute that i asked for her number ans she said yes and now were dating
yo mama so fat when she stepped on the scale It said I need your weight not your Phone number
