Numbers jokes

9/11

    • You know how 7 ate 9? Why was 10 scared? It's because he was in the middle of 9/11. 🤣

  • 7

    • Doctor

    • John pretended to be a doctor.

    Motu came to him. He said, "I lost my hunger."

    John brought some samosas for his lunch. Motu ate them. John said, "Your hunger is back!"

    Then, Motu said, "I lost my taste."

    John said, "Number 1, bring some water." Motu drank it and said, "This is petrol!" John said, "Your taste is back!"

    Motu said, "I lost my memory."

    John said, "Number 1, bring some medicine." Motu said, "But Number 1 brought water." John said, "Your memory is back!"

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    • Numbers memes

    People

    • People always said that if you killed a murderer, there would be the same number of murderers. Why stop at one?

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    • Chocolate

    • Ayo imagine having a chocolate fountain, but instead it cost a billion dollars a gallon and you have a hundred thousands, that number will never equate to how many porno magazines and alcoholic beverages and malty liquors stolen from my brother's bedroom as a desperate attempt at being edgy. Ayo, maybe instead of the future cars being powered by petroleum oil and gas, but with hot chocolate.

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    • Airplane

    • There was a person inside who needed help from the police, but the police changed their number, so he ordered a party with pizzas from 2 airplanes, but the pilots were stupid, so they put people instead of pizzas, and one landed on the 93rd floor and the 94th floor, literally.

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    • Lettuce

    • "Number 15: Burger King foot lettuce. The last thing you want in your Burger King burger is someone's foot fungus, but as it turns out, that might be what you get."

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