Numbers jokes
"Gotta number one victory royale."
Why did the oxygen molecules walk out of the singles bar with excitement?
Because she got Avogadro's number!
Age is just a number,
Jail is just a room.
I went out with this girl the other night. She wore this real slinky number. She especially looked great going down the stairs.
Why did the teenage girls travel in odd-numbered groups?
Because they can't get even.
I asked different Ai bots if they exist, this is bot number two:
Where do mathematicians go to die?
The symmetry.
Yo momma is so fat, when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight, not your phone number."
I hope when you count, you lose the number you were on.
If 6 is afraid because 7, 8, 9, why is 10 scared?
Because it's in between 9/11.
You know what’s odd?
Every other number.
What’s the best thing about 28 year olds?
There’s 20 of them.
Why was 10 scared of 9?
Because 9 8 7.
When I'm bored, I text a random number, "I hid the body... now what?"
The numbers 19 and 20 got into a fight. 21!
3+3=****
Why can't a blonde call 911?
She can't find the 11.
When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 and 976 numbers, he doesn't get charged. He holds up the phone, and money falls out.
Best thing ever right here.
So, there is this app on your phone called ringer. Go into it. There is a 12-15 digit number. Enter that into my phone, my dick will get 12-15 inches longer.
Why don't people play hide-and-seek in the number 4?
Because it would take forever. Get it? "For-ever" and "4" four, so "four ever."
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.