What's the difference between Wacko Jacko and Elvis Presley?
14 number 1 hits
The devils number is 346 because you will be in jail.
I guess age is just a number but in your boyfriends case a personal preference.
What did the Nazi order from wendys? Two number NEINS
There are 50 dogs and 48 cats. How many are hungry?
A.10
Joke 1# ' Knock Knock ' Whos there? ' Pastur ' Pastur who? ' Past ur bedtime '.
Joke 2# Why does a slug always win a race? Because its components always stop for a break.
Joke 3# Your momas so fat when she stepped on the weigh it said, " I asked for your weigh not you phone number. "
What's the emergency number Jimmy, u? Jimmy:9/11!
Me: a lot of things changed since I got my wife pregnant. Friend: like what? Me: my name, my address, my phone number...
What number is better; 46 or 47? Idk, ask the kid with Down syndrome.
It was pornography class, and there was a break.
Two adults were "having a good time" till the teacher says..
Teacher: Hey! SAY ALL THE NUMBERS TO 10,000 NOW!
Adult 1: How about I say my abc's?
Teacher: Go ahead, i guess....
Adult 1: A B C E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
Teacher: Wheres the D?
Adult 2: Inside me...
II harvested indigo to make dye. I made the dye. I made a number dye. I dyed the dye I rolled the dye. It made me die.
what to you do to 7 to make it even? take off the S
Learn math the easiest way from Pendu Multiplying any number by 0 is 0 itself. Hint: Multiplying any number by Pendu's G/A in 2022 is 0 itself. The answer is 0.
What's tree plus tree? Sticks! (Three plus three equals six)
I'm afraid for my gay calendar. Its days are numbered!
Leave a life if you LOL at this joke!
A missionary went to visit an orphanage in Thailand. After looking around, he asked the manager, "Why do these kids have numbers instead of names on their shirts? And why are some of them the same?" The manager smiled and said, "Those are price tags."
ur mom is so fat that when she went on the scale, it said " i need your weight, not your phone number "
I like my clocks like I like people
Under 12
An asian student was learning logarithm in class, he wrote down his name after the question, teacher asked why, "my class ID is number 1"
