Numbers jokes
Why is 10 afraid?
Because he next to 9 and 11.
Husband: Hey honey, words can’t describe how beautiful you are.
Wife: Aww, thanks.
Husband: But numbers can. 0 out of 10.
Why don’t Asians use phones?
Cuz they wing da wrong number!!!
Yo mama is so fat when she stepped on the scale, it said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"
Did you know I can't count to whatever number is after 4?
What is the number one song played in Columbine High? Smells Like Teen Spirit.
yo mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale it told her "I wanted your weight not your phone number."
What do you do to 7 to make it even? Take off the "s".
There's 10 kind of people in the world. Those who know binary and those who don't.
Do you know why 6 is afraid of 7? Why? Because 7 ate 9 (8).
Do you know why 10 is scared? Why? Because he is between 9 and 11.
8008135 is my favorite number.
The worst ratio is 6:9.
And last but not least, "Why was six afraid of seven?" Seven eight nine. But why was six with nine? Because when you put them together, you get 69. But why was six mad at nine? Because Nine eight six, too.
Yo mama is so fat, the doctor asked for her weight, she told her phone number.
IX + X = XXI. So XXI is two legions into one.
What kind of number hates nuts?
17.
Why did the teenage girls travel in odd-numbered groups?
Because they can't get even.
Random guy: Hi, how old are you?
Me: 15
The guy: You're so young, age is just a number.
Me: Do you know what else is a number?
The guy: What?
Me: 911
"9/11" or just "7-Eleven" to a Mexican person.
Girls are like math, if they're under 10, use your fingers.
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Nothing, because numbers don’t have consciences.
What did one negative say to the other negative? Together we can make a positive.