Six was scared of seven because 7 8 9, so why was 10 scared? Because he was caught between 9/11.
Numbers Jokes
Why don’t Asians use phones?
Cuz they wing da wrong number!!!
Me: Can I get your mom's number?
Friend: Here you go:
Me: Ohh, strange, I already had it.
A collection of 911 jokes.
What kinda pizza did they order at 911?
Plane.
What was the color of 911?
Plane.
What is the fastest way to see 911?
Plane.
8008135 is my favorite number.
The worst ratio is 6:9.
And last but not least, "Why was six afraid of seven?" Seven eight nine. But why was six with nine? Because when you put them together, you get 69. But why was six mad at nine? Because Nine eight six, too.
What's 9 + 10?
21
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 broke into a daycare and ate 12 children before burning the building down.
Why do teenage girls travel in odd-numbered groups?
Because they can't even.
Husband: Hey honey, words can’t describe how beautiful you are.
Wife: Aww, thanks.
Husband: But numbers can. 0 out of 10.
Why did two fours skip lunch? They already ate.
When I’m bored, I text a random number, “I hid the body... now what?”
Do you know the number one cause of death for lesbians?
Getting your fingers stuck in there.
What's the number 1 cause of pedophilia?
Sexy kids.
An orphan entered the high school for the first time. He has no knowledge of the school. He went to the secretary and asked where he shall go. The secretary then gave the orphan a schedule and said to the orphan, “Where is homeroom?” The secretary then asked which homeroom number he was assigned, and he said "1." The orphan then started to weep and said that his parents died right as he stole his first base in baseball.
I asked my friend what their serial number was... He said "Cheerios."
Joke 1# "Knock, knock." Who's there? "Pastur." Pastur who? "Past ur bedtime."
Joke 2# Why does a slug always win a race? Because its components always stop for a break.
Joke 3# Your momma's so fat when she stepped on the scale it said, "I asked for your weight, not your phone number."
The devil's number is 346 because you will be in jail.
When you step on the weighing scale, it shows your phone number!
How many times can you subtract 10 from 100?
Once. The next time you would be subtracting 10 from 90.
Me, calls the police*
Me: Hey, I'm gonna commit suicide!
Cop on the phone: Please wait till we get there.
Me: Why, so you can then stop me?
Cop on the phone: No, we just want a murder, not a suicidal report on your paper... and we are all bored!
Me: Ok, my house number is *********************, ok!
Cop on the phone: Awesome! Just a sec. *whispers* Guys, I finally found someone who wants to get killed!
