Numbers Jokes

What's the difference between Wacko Jacko and Elvis Presley?

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A white guy was telling his friend about this girl he hooked up with. His friend asks "did you get her number?". He replies "no, but it's okay, I'll see her at the next family reunion"

I guess age is just a number but in your boyfriends case a personal preference.

What did the Nazi order from wendys? Two number NEINS

There are 50 dogs and 48 cats. How many are hungry?

A.10

It was pornography class, and there was a break.

Two adults were "having a good time" till the teacher says..

Teacher: Hey! SAY ALL THE NUMBERS TO 10,000 NOW!

Adult 1: How about I say my abc's?

Teacher: Go ahead, i guess....

Adult 1: A B C E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Teacher: Wheres the D?

Adult 2: Inside me...

What's the emergency number Jimmy, u? Jimmy:9/11!

Me: a lot of things changed since I got my wife pregnant. Friend: like what? Me: my name, my address, my phone number...

What number is better; 46 or 47? Idk, ask the kid with Down syndrome.

Learn math the easiest way from Pendu Multiplying any number by 0 is 0 itself. Hint: Multiplying any number by Pendu's G/A in 2022 is 0 itself. The answer is 0.

Been learning Chinese................ 69 is too-can-chew

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what to you do to 7 to make it even? take off the S

roses are red, violets are fine, you'll be the 6 and I'll be the 9.

II harvested indigo to make dye. I made the dye. I made a number dye. I dyed the dye I rolled the dye. It made me die.

An asian student was learning logarithm in class, he wrote down his name after the question, teacher asked why, "my class ID is number 1"

A missionary went to visit an orphanage in Thailand. After looking around, he asked the manager, "Why do these kids have numbers instead of names on their shirts? And why are some of them the same?" The manager smiled and said, "Those are price tags."