Numbers jokes
Why is the number 10 always scared?
Answer: He’s in the middle of 9/11.
Why is the number 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.
But then why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9 and 11.
Bobby had 54 dicks (54).
He took 33 pills a month (5433).
Once he ran out of pills, he was left with 45 dicks (543345).
(Flip the calculator once you got the full number. 543345! He's got a lot!
59009 flip it backwards on your calculator... it = boobs!
"What is your number?" "Hi."
How many letters are in the English Alphabet?
Twenty-two. ET went home, P ran down his leg, and he took ME with him.
What kind of number hates nuts?
17.
Yo mama so fat, she stand on the scale and the scale says: "I want your weight, not your phone number!"
6 looks like someone facing up.
9 looks like someone facing down.
69 looks like 2 people sucking each other's dicks.
Why did 10 have trauma?
Because 10 was in the middle of 9/11.
A man accidentally elbows a woman's boob as she is standing behind him in a hotel lobby. The man apologizes profusely and says, "If your heart is as soft as your breasts, I know you'll forgive me."
To which the woman replied, "If your dick is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 318."
If nine is a number, then why on Earth is not "ja" a number?
What is the number one song played in Columbine High? Smells Like Teen Spirit.
What’s the best part about sex with twenty eight year olds?
There are twenty of them.
Everyone knows why 6 is scared of 7, cuz 7 8 9.
But why does 10 have PTSD?
Cuz it’s between 9/11.
Why was number 10 scared?
It was surrounded by 9/11.
Me: Mom, the weight scale wants your weight, not your phone number!
Your mom is so fat that when she went on the scale, it said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"
Do trees pee?
How else do we have No. 1 pencils?
My entire family "TAKE THIS GIRL TO AN ASYLUM!!!"
Me "OH NO" 💀