me: Mom the weight scale wants your weight, not your phone number!
Your hairline is so long when you finally found the length of your hairline you told it to some one and they said don’t give me your phone number
What's the number 1 cause of pedophilia?
Sexy kids.
Six was scared of seven because 789 so why was 10 scared because he was caught between 9/11
Why don’t asians use phones?
Cuz they wing da wong number!!!
me: can i get ur mom number? friend: here u go: me: ohh strange i already had it.
8008135 is my favorite number. The worst ratio is 6:9. And last but not least, "Why was six afraid of seven?' Seven eight nine. But why was six with nine? Because when you put them together you get 69. But why was six mad at nine? Because Nine eight six two.
whats 9+10? 21
A white guy was telling his friend about this girl he hooked up with. His friend asks "did you get her number?". He replies "no, but it's okay, I'll see her at the next family reunion"
why did two fours skip lunch they alreddy 8
Husband: Hay honey words can’t describe how beautiful you are. Wife: aww thanks Husband:But numbers can 0 out of 10
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 broke into a daycare and ate 12 children before burning the building down.
Why do teenage girls travel in odd-numbered groups? Because they can't even.
1.You can ́t wash you ́re eyes with soap 2.You can ́t count you ́re hair 3.You can ́t breathe through you nose with youre tongue out 4.You just tried number three 5.When u tried number 3 u realized it was possible only u look like a dog 6.Youre smileing right now because you relized you were fooloed 7.you skipped number 5 8.you just checked if there was a number 5 9.This is not my joke all credit goes to steps
I asked my friend what their serial number was....he said Cheerios
The worst joke ever Why was 6 afraid of 7 because 7 8 9 Why was 9 thankful to 6 because 6 8 7 2
When you step on the weighing scale it shows your phone number!
How many times can u subtract 10 from 100? Once. The Next Time you would be subtracting 10 from 90
