Numbers Jokes

I went to the tattoo shop and asked for a skull. A jewish guy behind me said “a skull? Back in my day, we could only get numbers.”

1.You can ́t wash you ́re eyes with soap 2.You can ́t count you ́re hair 3.You can ́t breathe through you nose with youre tongue out 4.You just tried number three 5.When u tried number 3 u realized it was possible only u look like a dog 6.Youre smileing right now because you relized you were fooloed 7.you skipped number 5 8.you just checked if there was a number 5 9.This is not my joke all credit goes to steps

Why don’t asians use phones?

Cuz they wing da wong number!!!

Six was scared of seven because 789 so why was 10 scared because he was caught between 9/11

me: can i get ur mom number? friend: here u go: me: ohh strange i already had it.

What's the number 1 cause of pedophilia?

Sexy kids.

8008135 is my favorite number. The worst ratio is 6:9. And last but not least, "Why was six afraid of seven?' Seven eight nine. But why was six with nine? Because when you put them together you get 69. But why was six mad at nine? Because Nine eight six two.

whats 9+10? 21

Why do teenage girls travel in odd-numbered groups? Because they can't even.

Husband: Hay honey words can’t describe how beautiful you are. Wife: aww thanks Husband:But numbers can 0 out of 10

why did two fours skip lunch they alreddy 8

Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 broke into a daycare and ate 12 children before burning the building down.

When I’m bored I text a random number “I hid the body... now what”

An orphan entered the high school for the first time. He has no knowledge of the school. He went to the secretary and asked where shall he go. The secretary then gave the orphan a schedule and said to the secretary, “Where is home room?” The secretary then said which home room number did it say and it showed 1. The orphan then starting to weep and said that his parents died right as he stole his first base in baseball.