Numbers jokes
Why do orphans like the number seven? It's lucky, so maybe their parents will come back.
Your mom #69.
Your mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale the doctor asked for her weight, not her phone number.
They say there is strength in numbers. Tell that to the people in the World Trade Center.
Your mama so white that her first number was 911.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it was in the middle of 9 and 11.
Bobby had 54 dicks (54).
He took 33 pills a month (5433).
Once he ran out of pills, he was left with 45 dicks (543345).
(Flip the calculator once you got the full number. 543345! He's got a lot!
"What is your number?" "Hi."
Yo mama so fat, she stand on the scale and the scale says: "I want your weight, not your phone number!"
I scaled your forehead, and all I saw was 1000.
You know how 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9?
Well, how do you think 10 feels being in the middle of 9 11?
Why did 10 have trauma?
Because 10 was in the middle of 9/11.
59009 flip it backwards on your calculator... it = boobs!
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cuz 7 8 9, right?
No. It's because 7 was a repeated 6 offender.
Why is 3 such a helpful number? Because 3 helped out on a science project 4 5!
1, 2 buckle my shoe.
3, 4 buckle some more.
5, 6 Nike kicks!
Why did Michael Jackson die?
Because I have a new phone number, and he does not know.
Everyone knows why 6 is scared of 7, cuz 7 8 9.
But why does 10 have PTSD?
Cuz it’s between 9/11.
A man accidentally elbows a woman's boob as she is standing behind him in a hotel lobby. The man apologizes profusely and says, "If your heart is as soft as your breasts, I know you'll forgive me."
To which the woman replied, "If your dick is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 318."
He's got a massive f*cking cock, Ayew, Ayew. He tucks it in his football sock, Ayew, Ayew. Shagged a bird and now she's dead, Swung his cock around her head, Jordan Ayew Palace number nine.