Numbers jokes
Me: Can I get your mom's number?
Friend: Here you go:
Me: Ohh, strange, I already had it.
Ok ok ok so 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Why did all the numbers laugh at 22? Because it had "tu tu's."
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9!!!
Calculate my dick, virgins!
I was diagnosed with a terminal disease. The doctor says my days are numbered.
Now I'm terrified of airports.
Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine.
Why is ten afraid? Because he’s in between nine and eleven.
Yo mama's so old, her social security number is one.
What did the calculator say to his friends? “You can count on me!”
Why is six scared of seven? Because 7 8 9.
Then why was 10 scared? Because he was between 9/11.
Why is a waiter good at math?
Because he knows his TABLES! 🤣
There are 50 dogs and 48 cats.
How many are hungry?
A. 10
What did the 5 say to the S?
"Nice shape."
Turn the number 543354 upside down to see "sheesh."
Why is 10 scared of 11 and 9? Because he's in the middle of 9/11.
The reason why in the US their emergency number is 911 is because of my uncle Mohamed, RIP, best pilot ever.
Why was 10 scared?
Because he was in-between 9-11.
Can some hot depressed suicidal guy give me his number so we can cry about being depressed and wanting to die?
What did 1 pay with at the store? A 1/4 ;)
Yo mama so fat when the doctor saw her weight on the scale he said, "I asked for your weight, not your phone number!"