Numbers jokes
Why did 10 have trauma?
Because 10 was in the middle of 9/11.
Why do shepherds never learn to count?
Because if they did, they would always be falling asleep.
Why is 9 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.
The other day I went on a romantic cruise in Hawaii. Then I met my girl Zendaya on board. She was shaking her ass and playing with her penis. Then she asked me, "Hey, you wanna make love in the cabin?" I said, "Sure, sweet thang," gave me her number, kissed me on the cheek. Next day she woke up because it was a romantic nightmare.
The worst joke ever.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
Why was 9 thankful to 6? Because 6 8 7 2.
"What is your number?" "Hi."
Yo mama so fat, she stand on the scale and the scale says: "I want your weight, not your phone number!"
A farmer counted 196 cows in the field.
But when he rounded them up, he had 200.
9: I am higher than you.
8: No, you're not!
(8 flips to his side)
Stolen dad jokes: "I'm afraid for the calendar. Its days are numbered."
Trust your calculator. It's something to count on.
A collection of 911 jokes.
What kinda pizza did they order at 911?
Plane.
What was the color of 911?
Plane.
What is the fastest way to see 911?
Plane.
Everyone knows why 6 is scared of 7, cuz 7 8 9.
But why does 10 have PTSD?
Cuz it’s between 9/11.
Head teacher talking about recent vandalism during school assembly:
"And to those of you who wrote Mr. Smith's telephone number on the door of the girl's toilets, he would like to make it clear that the last digit is a 7 and not a 4."
6, 7, and 8 are all scared of 10, but 10 is also scared. Why was 10 scared?
Because it was stuck between 9 and 11.
How do you make 7 an even number? Take the "s" out!
Roses are red, violets are fine, you'll be the 6 and I'll be the 9.
Why did two fours skip lunch? They already ate.
You're so fat that when you got on the scales, they said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"
What did the calculator say to his friends? “You can count on me!”