Numbers jokes

Number

    • So I asked a Chinese woman for her number, she said "sex, sex, sex, free sex tonight."

    Her friend said "No, it's 666-3629."

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    • Numbers memes

    9/11

    • You know how 7 ate 9? Why was 10 scared? It's because he was in the middle of 9/11. 🤣

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    • People

    • People always said that if you killed a murderer, there would be the same number of murderers. Why stop at one?

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    • Mexican

    • There once was a Mexican named Quan. He never talked about Dose. What happened to Dose?

    Quan and Treis raped him. Once Quattro came out, they killed him. They were too poor to afford food, so they ended up eating Dose and Quattro.

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    • Mathematician

    • An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer. The second one orders half a beer. The third one orders a fourth of a beer. The bartender stops them, pours two beers, and says, "You guys should know your limits."

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