Numbers jokes
A policeman once said, "I will never forget 9/11."
I said, "I hope not, that’s your phone number!"
What would a clock look like with no numbers?
Timeless!
My "overweight" friend and I were talking at lunch.
Overweight friend: Man, why you so ugly, dude?
Me: *annoyed* Jason, when you stepped on the scale this morning, it asked for your weight, not your phone number.
Why was 10 afraid?
Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
What’s the best part about twenty-eight year olds?
There’s twenty of them.
DOGE POKÉMON CARD!!!
Who invented fractions?
Henry the 1/8.
The worst joke ever.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
Why was 9 thankful to 6? Because 6 8 7 2.
A farmer counted 196 cows in the field.
But when he rounded them up, he had 200.
Why do shepherds never learn to count?
Because if they did, they would always be falling asleep.
What's 72?
69 with 3 people watching.
You know how 6 is afraid of 7 because 7 8 9? Well, 10 is afraid because he was in the middle of 9/11.
Why was ten scared?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
A collection of 911 jokes.
What kinda pizza did they order at 911?
Plane.
What was the color of 911?
Plane.
What is the fastest way to see 911?
Plane.
What's the difference between Wacko Jacko and Elvis Presley?
14 number 1 hits.
Why did 10 die? -- He was in the middle of 9/11.
Why is 10 afraid? Because it is in the middle of 9/11.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
'Cause 7 was a 6 offender.
What did the 0 say to the 8?
"Nice belt."
What was Hitler's lucky number?
Nein.
I lent a hot girl my umbrella yesterday. That takes the number of girls I've made wet this year to -1.