Numbers jokes
Kid 1: Words can't describe how ugly you are.
Kid 2: Words can describe how beautiful you are.
Kid 1: Aw, thanks!
Kid 2: But numbers can. 0/10
Ok ok ok so 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Why is a waiter good at math?
Because he knows his TABLES! 🤣
Laila has 69 boobs, but that is 222 too many. One day, she went on 51st Street to meet Dr. X, who ate all her boobs, and now she's boobless :)
6922251 x 8 = 55378008. Put the calculator upside down.
Guess what, everybody? I'm dumb in math. I'm dumb and stupid at math.
What happened to my screen...
I harvested indigo to make dye. I made the dye. I made a number dye. I dyed the dye. I rolled the dye. It made me die.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
It’s not. Numbers aren’t sentient and are therefore incapable of feeling fear.
An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer. The second orders half a beer. The third orders a third of a beer. The bartender bellows, "Get the hell out of here, are you trying to ruin me?"
What did the calculator say to the student?
You can always count on me.
Why can't Asian people use a telephone?
Because they might wing the wrong number.
So I asked a Chinese woman for her number, she said "sex, sex, sex, free sex tonight."
Her friend said "No, it's 666-3629."
Number.
There are 10 types of people in this world.
Those that know binary and those that don't.
What did the 0 say to the 8?
"Nice belt."
What would a clock look like with no numbers?
Timeless!
What's the number one pick up line at a gay bar?
"May I push your stool in?"
Why did all the numbers laugh at 22? Because it had "tu tu's."
Do you know the number one cause of death for lesbians?
Getting your fingers stuck in there.
What's 72?
69 with 3 people watching.
1 and 2 fell in love. The 2 said, "You're the only 1 for me!"