Numbers jokes
Can some hot depressed suicidal guy give me his number so we can cry about being depressed and wanting to die?
I tried to calculate 3/(my life), and I kept getting zero.
What number is better; 46 or 47?
I don't know, ask the kid with Down syndrome.
A man accidentally elbows a woman's boob as she is standing behind him in a hotel lobby. The man apologizes profusely and says, "If your heart is as soft as your breasts, I know you'll forgive me."
To which the woman replied, "If your dick is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 318."
There are 10 types of people in this world.
Those that know binary and those that don't.
I hate it when people say age is only a number. Age is clearly a word.
I broke up with my ex girlfriend. Here's her number.
Sike, that's the wrong number!
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The worst joke ever.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
Why was 9 thankful to 6? Because 6 8 7 2.
We all know the joke: Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9.
But do you know why 9 is scared of 7?
Because you are supposed to eat 3 square meals a day (3 squared).
Why was 10 scared? Because it was scared of 9/11. And why did I have to take a fall? I have nothing to do with the big II.
How would you multiply numbers in octoschool?
You octoply, obviously.
Why was 10 afraid?
Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
What’s the best part about having sex with 23 year olds... there’s 20 of them.
What did the 3 say to the 8? Have fun!
What's funnier than 24? 25!
What goes up but never past the digits 15?
A Make-A-Wish kid...
Calculate my dick, virgins!
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
He'll stop at nothing to avoid them.
What did the atom say to the positive in math class? "We could make a positive number!"
Your hairline is so long that when you finally found the length of it, you told someone and they said, "Don't give me your phone number."