I like my clocks like I like people
Under 12
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They say their is strength in numbers, tell that to the people in the World Trade Center
What is the number one song played in Columbine High? Smells Like Teen Spirit.
I hate it when people say age is only a number. Age is clearly a word.
What do you call 8 x 3.14? Octopi
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why cant asian people use a telephone Because they might wing the wong number
Whats the square root of 2001? 9/11
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A farmer counted 196 cows in the field. But when he rounded them up, he had 200.
What is one plus one? It's TOO hard!
why can Asian people buy phones?
cause they might call the wong number
Why is evry number scared of 7
Because 7,eat8. 9
There was a person inside, who needed help from the police, but the police changed their number, so he ordered a party with pizzas from 2 airplanes, but the pilots were stupid so they put in people instead of pizzas, and one landed on the 93rd floor, and the 94th floor, literally.
Who invented fractions? -- Henry the 1/8.
How would you multiply numbers in octoschool?
You Octoply obviously
A Mexican magician says he will disappear on the count of three. He says, 'uno, dos...' and poof. He disappears without a tres."
Why is 3 such a helpful number? Because 3 helped out on a science project 4 5!
