Numbers jokes

Song

What is the number one song played in Columbine High? Smells Like Teen Spirit.

Nightmare

The other day I went on a romantic cruise in Hawaii. Then I met my girl Zendaya on board. She was shaking her ass and playing with her penis. Then she asked me, "Hey, you wanna make love in the cabin?" I said, "Sure, sweet thang," gave me her number, kissed me on the cheek. Next day she woke up because it was a romantic nightmare.

Girl

Girls are like numbers squared. If they're under 13, just do 'em in your head.

Memes

Chant

He's got a massive f*cking cock, Ayew, Ayew. He tucks it in his football sock, Ayew, Ayew. Shagged a bird and now she's dead, Swung his cock around her head, Jordan Ayew Palace number nine.

Cow

A farmer counted 196 cows in the field.

But when he rounded them up, he had 200.

Phone

Why can Asian people buy phones?

'Cause they might call the wrong number.

Airplane

There was a person inside who needed help from the police, but the police changed their number, so he ordered a party with pizzas from 2 airplanes, but the pilots were stupid, so they put people instead of pizzas, and one landed on the 93rd floor and the 94th floor, literally.

Number

Why is 3 such a helpful number? Because 3 helped out on a science project 4 5!

Magician

A Mexican magician says he will disappear on the count of three. He says, "uno, dos..." and poof! He disappears without a tres.

Momma

Your momma so fat, when she stepped on the weighing scales, her phone number came up!

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