Numbers Jokes

2 + 2 is 4, minus one that's 3 quick maths.

Why did all the numbers laugh at 22 ? Because it had tu tu's

Why shouldn’t you call people in china?

Because there are so many wings and wongs you might wing the wong number

Why was 10 scared

Because it was in the middle of 9 and 11

Why is six scared of seven? Because 7 8 9. Then why was 10 scared? Because he was between 9/11

I scaled yo forehead and all I saw was 1000

What do cows use for math? A cow-collator 😏

Tell someone that your gonna say “I 1 poopoo” and it will go in order of numbers, so they say, “I 2 poopoo” & so on:

You) I 1 poopoo (Them) I 2 poopoo (You) I 3 poopoo (Them ) I 4 poopoo (You)I 5 poopoo (Them) I 6 poopoo (You) I 7 poopoo (Them) I 8 poopoo (And be like, “You ate poopoo??! EWW!!”)

my teacher asked me what my favirote number was yesterday and i said 2977, i chose 91 for my football jersey number and sharpied a 1 after the other 1, and my teacher mr jacksons dad died in 9/11 and when he was talking about it friday the 9th i threw a paper airplane at him and got suspended for 3 days starting monday

Age is just a number Police are just people Jail is just a room

Why is there no phone in China

To many wings to many wongs might wing wong number

what’s 1+1?? The number of parents orphans don’t have!

Wait 911 is the American emergency number...

1 2 buckle my shoe 3 4 buckle some more 5 6 nike kicks!

I heard that the numbers on the front of your credit card represent the number of minutes until you meet the 💕 love of your life!💕 and the 3 numbers on the back represent the month and day you make it official!! comment those numbers to lock it in!!😄

3+3=****

Why do orphans that go to there friends house friends mom:go back to your house it’s late Finn wait can I have your moms phone number Finn friends mom: wait aren’t you a orfinn wait don’t you have a phone Finn? wait I forgot you don’t have a phone because nobody wanted to get you a phone or to get you

What would a clock look like with no numbers? Timeless