What do prime numbers and stoners have in common? -- The higher they are, the more spaced out they get.
Did you hear about the monkeys that share a amazon account?They where prime mates
what do you call a autistic kid who just saw transformers, autistimus prime
4, 6, 8 and 9 have all been killed. -- 2, 3, 5, 7 and 11 are the prime suspects.
What do you call two monkeys who share the same Amazon account prime mates
Did you know that Former Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison was a firefighter? He got fired for trying to fight a fire with tickets to Hawaii.
charlenes hair line was so big that joe biden could not make it prime minister
Chuck Norris once pissed in the rank of a semi as a joke.
It is now known as Optimus Prime
Whats an autistic kids favorite transformer? Autistemist Prime
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Do you know what organ remains warm even after a woman dies? My penis (or rather my neutron laser priming its firing sequence)
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