Not jokes
What's the difference between me and a registered sex offender?
I am not registered.
What do a blind person and an orphan have in common?
They both cannot see their family.
(some kid crying because hes an orphan and kids are bulling him) teacher:HEY i was a orphan to so if you bully him your basicly trying to bully me too me:OOF teacher:now is somebody not here? me:your parents
Me: Mom, the weight scale wants your weight, not your phone number!
Why did the emo kid not cross the road?
He was waiting for a car.
I am trying not to copy any one But. Meme time
what do you call an emo person who's not depressed?
dead.
Roses are red, I'm not a boaster.
Elon must've got rushed to the hospital after impregnating a toaster.
Your mom is so fat when you printed the picture, it would not stop printing! 😂🤣
What’s something you can say about vacation, but not about your girlfriend?
Next time I’m bringing all my friends.
Your mom is so fat that when she went on the scale, it said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"
When I was little, I would pray to Jesus every night for him to get me a new bike. I learned one week in Sunday school that that's not how it works, so instead, I just stole one and asked him for forgiveness.
Why do nuns not wear bras?
God supports everything.
If you have anger problems, hit an orphan, because who are they going to tell? Not their parents.
My wife left a note on the fridge that said, "This isn't working." I'm not sure what she's talking about. I opened the fridge door and it's working fine! Lol.
Why can’t orphans play GTA?
Because they are not wanted.
Why did the emo cross the road?
To not get to the other side.
When they say you live by the sword, you die by the sword, not in Paul Walker's case. He lived by the car, died by a tree. Well, I guess the car was stumped.
What made you suddenly lose interest in someone you were pursuing?
When I found out they liked me back. Not interested in someone with poor judgment.
Why are orphans good at being a criminal?
Because they're not wanted.
Why did Jeffery Dahmer not eat old people?
He does not like roasted vegetables.