Not jokes
What do you not say to an Emo if you want them to come round? "Wanna hang out."
What do a blind person and an orphan have in common?
They both cannot see their family.
(some kid crying because hes an orphan and kids are bulling him) teacher:HEY i was a orphan to so if you bully him your basicly trying to bully me too me:OOF teacher:now is somebody not here? me:your parents
Me: Mom, the weight scale wants your weight, not your phone number!
Your mom is so fat when you printed the picture, it would not stop printing! 😂🤣
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
Not your dad.
Dad: Here you go son, all your toys have gone to the orphanage.
Son: Why, Dad?
Dad: You would be bored there if there was not anything to do.
My cousin said being gay was such a pain in the ass and I asked him why and I said, "Cuz you get buttfucked?" and he said, "No, I get made fun of." and I said, "Why? Cuz you get buttfucked?" and he said, "No, turd." Then I said, "Wow, at least I'm not the one with real pains in my ass, bro."
What part of a vegetable can you not eat?
The wheelchair.
Emos do take shots of themselves... not with a camera, though.
You need to eat makeup on the inside because, friend, you're so ugly and you're not even pretty on the outside.
What are fish not allowed to have?
Seaweed.
Why do white people own a lot of pets?
Because they're not allowed to own people anymore.
What made you suddenly lose interest in someone you were pursuing?
When I found out they liked me back. Not interested in someone with poor judgment.
Why did Jeffery Dahmer not eat old people?
He does not like roasted vegetables.
Why do nuns not wear bras?
God supports everything.
When they say you live by the sword, you die by the sword, not in Paul Walker's case. He lived by the car, died by a tree. Well, I guess the car was stumped.
My wife left a note on the fridge that said, "This isn't working." I'm not sure what she's talking about. I opened the fridge door and it's working fine! Lol.
If you have anger problems, hit an orphan, because who are they going to tell? Not their parents.
Why can’t orphans play GTA?
Because they are not wanted.