Not jokes

Knock, knock.

"Who's there?"

Not your dad.

I was sad because I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet.

Then I was even sadder, because that lucky guy didn't even *need* shoes!

What part of a computer system does an orphan not have?

A motherboard.

Finally, some social platform where you can talk about Muslims and not get bombed.

Obv, unless you share your residence.

Dad: Here you go son, all your toys have gone to the orphanage.

Son: Why, Dad?

Dad: You would be bored there if there was not anything to do.

What part of a vegetable can you not eat?

The wheelchair.

My cousin said being gay was such a pain in the ass and I asked him why and I said, "Cuz you get buttfucked?" and he said, "No, I get made fun of." and I said, "Why? Cuz you get buttfucked?" and he said, "No, turd." Then I said, "Wow, at least I'm not the one with real pains in my ass, bro."

You need to eat makeup on the inside because, friend, you're so ugly and you're not even pretty on the outside.

What are fish not allowed to have?

Seaweed.

What did Gandalf say to Mario? "You shall not pass!"

Roses are red, I'm not a boaster.

Elon must've got rushed to the hospital after impregnating a toaster.

Bro, your hairline is so far back not even Dora the Explorer can find it!

what do you call an emo person who's not depressed?

dead.

Does Eminem like M\&M's? Cause if he didn't, that would be like "they're" not liking "there."

Hatsune Miku is not from an anime.

It did not rain very often when Chuck Norris was a kid.

Why?

Because his favorite childhood song was "Rain Rain Go Away."

Why are orphans so good at GTA?

Because they're not wanted.

What does a mother fear most?

Hearing "YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER!" for 5 different men.

See, morbid humor is just like water, not everyone gets it.

Why do people come on here just to say that we should not be making these jokes? They literally look this shit up just to complain.