Not jokes

Muslim

Finally, some social platform where you can talk about Muslims and not get bombed.

Obv, unless you share your residence.

Gay

My cousin said being gay was such a pain in the ass and I asked him why and I said, "Cuz you get buttfucked?" and he said, "No, I get made fun of." and I said, "Why? Cuz you get buttfucked?" and he said, "No, turd." Then I said, "Wow, at least I'm not the one with real pains in my ass, bro."

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    • Mom

    Your mom is so fat when you printed the picture, it would not stop printing! 😂🤣

    Rope

    I once called a depressed guy [to ask] why he loves ropes so much, and he left HUNGing on the phone. (I'm not English, so I could've talked bad.)

    Memes

    Building

    me when i realized that buildings don't make earth any heavier cuz all the materials were already used on it.

    A grayscale image of a stuffed dolphin with a tie around its neck. It has a single tear under its eye. Text below says: "And they ask you how you are, and you just have to say you're fine when you're not really fine."
    Not memes

    Kid

    Why did the emo kid not cross the road?

    He was waiting for a car.

    Suicide

    My mom tells me to stop with the suicide jokes, and I replied with, "It's not that deep."

    Emo

    What do you not say to an Emo if you want them to come round? "Wanna hang out."

    Jesus

    Jesus takes his disciples to a bar.

    "13 pints of water, please," he says to the barman.

    "Oh, fuck, not you again," the barman replies.

    "You boys are about to see something real special," says Jesus.

    School

    Dad: What did you learn in school today?

    Timmy: Not enough, I guess, 'cause I gotta go back tomorrow.

    Mother

    What does a mother fear most?

    Hearing "YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER!" for 5 different men.

    Makeup

    You need to eat makeup on the inside because, friend, you're so ugly and you're not even pretty on the outside.

    Dog

    What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call him, he's not coming.

    Orphan

    What do a blind person and an orphan have in common?

    They both cannot see their family.

    Orphan

    (some kid crying because hes an orphan and kids are bulling him) teacher:HEY i was a orphan to so if you bully him your basicly trying to bully me too me:OOF teacher:now is somebody not here? me:your parents

    Rain

    It did not rain very often when Chuck Norris was a kid.

    Why?

    Because his favorite childhood song was "Rain Rain Go Away."