Not jokes
Dad: Here you go son, all your toys have gone to the orphanage.
Son: Why, Dad?
Dad: You would be bored there if there was not anything to do.
What part of a vegetable can you not eat?
The wheelchair.
My cousin said being gay was such a pain in the ass and I asked him why and I said, "Cuz you get buttfucked?" and he said, "No, I get made fun of." and I said, "Why? Cuz you get buttfucked?" and he said, "No, turd." Then I said, "Wow, at least I'm not the one with real pains in my ass, bro."
You need to eat makeup on the inside because, friend, you're so ugly and you're not even pretty on the outside.
What are fish not allowed to have?
Seaweed.
Memes
What did Gandalf say to Mario? "You shall not pass!"
Roses are red, I'm not a boaster.
Elon must've got rushed to the hospital after impregnating a toaster.
Bro, your hairline is so far back not even Dora the Explorer can find it!
I asked my Dad the other day, "At what age is it okay to have sex with girls?"
He replied, "When they leave school, son, they are legal."
Apparently, 3:15 p.m. is not what he meant.
what do you call an emo person who's not depressed?
dead.
Does Eminem like M\&M's? Cause if he didn't, that would be like "they're" not liking "there."
Hatsune Miku is not from an anime.
It did not rain very often when Chuck Norris was a kid.
Why?
Because his favorite childhood song was "Rain Rain Go Away."
Why do people come on here just to say that we should not be making these jokes? They literally look this shit up just to complain.
Why are orphans good at being a criminal?
Because they're not wanted.
Why do nuns not wear bras?
God supports everything.
When they say you live by the sword, you die by the sword, not in Paul Walker's case. He lived by the car, died by a tree. Well, I guess the car was stumped.
Why did the orphan become a killer?
Because he knew they would not look for him.
If you have anger problems, hit an orphan, because who are they going to tell? Not their parents.
Why can’t orphans play GTA?
Because they are not wanted.