Not Jokes

Why do orphans not like the iPhone 11 Pro?

A: Because it doesn't have a home button.

1) Did you hear the one about the school shooting? Actually, I better not... You wouldn't understand, it's aimed more towards a younger audience.

2) 6 was scared cuz 7 8 9, so why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9/11.

3) 10 dead babies.

"That's not my name, but okay, that's cool. My name is Coco, but okay, and I already knew Jayden was a boy who is bi."

Sex has no feeling with our cousin. Because both are relative.

What is not the definition of prostitution?

A dumb blonde that got money for babysitting. Does it cycle now?

Honestly

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"Bippity Boppity, women are not property."

So guys, I have a friend who is named Sarah, and I was riding bikes with her the other day, and she told me she is gay. I totally support her. I love that she is open about it and not scared to tell people about it. I hope you guys can support her too! I love you all! :)))

A guy saw a person with a duck and said, "Where did you get a pig?"

The owner replied, "It's not a pig, dummy!"

The random guy said, "I wasn't talking to you, I was talking to the duck."

I thought @$$hole Trump was a businessman, not a broke man.

You're dumb, but that's not what she said.

Why did I f*** my dad?

So I could have s€x without my mom finding out. Should I not have done that?

This is American politics that is not true.

Your mom is so fat she ate an iPad and said, "Ahqah!" funny food mmm banana and hehe haha! And what deal with airline food? It's not white and it's not black and it's not Asian!? AHAH? DSF