Not jokes

Q: What gun does Africa not have?

A: Water gun.

tbh, I was not even talking to you guys. I was talking to the funny jokes about Ariana, and people were saying she was adopted, so, tbh, fuck off!

"What’s your name?"

"Am erica."

"No, I asked for your name, not your country."

Why did the orphan not get service at the restaurant?

Because it was a family restaurant!

Yo, Buster, I hope I am not busting your bubble.

Hey Gwen... I had a friend named Gwen in preschool.

The preschool was Cascade Christian and in Washington (which is close to Oregon. I read in a chat that you live there.) This is a long shot, but I think you might be the same Gwen. If not, ok.

How cool is NASA?

Not cool at all.

Bestie Hannah heard that bestie Iz had a migraine! What did she do? She said, "My grains don’t hurt that much, at least not when the animals eat them!"

I will always remember my grandpa's last words after robbing a bank: "Oh, shit! The pigs are catching up!" But the cops did not kill him; he drove full speed off a cliff.

What's big and round?

Mine and not yours.

Why did Jesus not win any Stanley Cups? Because he was cut from the team because he kept being pinned to the boards.

What does a kid say to an orphan, "Where are your parents?"\n\n"I don’t have parents. Where are yours? Are you an orphan like me? I hope not!"

How many kids does it take to change a light bulb? Apparently not 343,646 because my basement is still as dark as yours.

Can a cook and clean for real? No, I do not want no rabbit hare in my house.

What is the difference between a school 🏫 and a human?

A human can walk, and a school 🏫 cannot walk.

Hi, I did not get it when I went home to walk home from home and walk, walk, walk.

Best part about being an orphan?

Not spending 1h30 at the table every night with your dad yelling, "What's 2*3?!!" And you crying, "I don't know!!!"

Why did the clown not attack Mike? Because they bouncee.

Why did the fire not burn the kid? Because it had no lips.

Dad: What's the difference between an ELEPHANT and a POSTBOX?

Son: I don't know.

Dad: I'd better not trust you with my post then.