Not jokes

"What’s your name?"

"Am erica."

"No, I asked for your name, not your country."

Why did the orphan not get service at the restaurant?

Because it was a family restaurant!

What does a kid say to an orphan, "Where are your parents?"\n\n"I don’t have parents. Where are yours? Are you an orphan like me? I hope not!"

How many kids does it take to change a light bulb? Apparently not 343,646 because my basement is still as dark as yours.

Can a cook and clean for real? No, I do not want no rabbit hare in my house.

Why do orphans not play sport?

Because they need parents' permission.

What is the difference between a school 🏫 and a human?

A human can walk, and a school 🏫 cannot walk.

There were 20 people in a box. There was not mushroom.

Why are sex toys something to stuff in your asshole and not a big racecar?

Why did the fire not burn the kid? Because it had no lips.

Dad: What's the difference between an ELEPHANT and a POSTBOX?

Son: I don't know.

Dad: I'd better not trust you with my post then.

Best part about being an orphan?

Not spending 1h30 at the table every night with your dad yelling, "What's 2*3?!!" And you crying, "I don't know!!!"

Hi, I did not get it when I went home to walk home from home and walk, walk, walk.

Why did the clown not attack Mike? Because they bouncee.

What did the skeleton say when his girlfriend said, "I'm gonna break your heart?"

He says, "Go ahead, you're not breaking my 206 healthy bones!"

I was running away from expired grocery items with my friend, when I got out I noticed he was left for bread. I felt so guilty, he was toast. I'm not loafing this.

Bully: You are a piece of shit.

Person: No, I'm not a piece, and I'm not brown... so no, honey.

When your girlfriend has been vomiting for 2 weeks and you find out she’s not pregnant.

Bf-*yes I knew it was a prank*

She has cancer.

@ the N-word of your dreams, why you not say nun on the fuckin community? You should talk on ther my g.

Not to be rude or anything, but I'm not adopted. My boyfriend is, and some of these are really mean because sometimes their parents give them up just because they're ugly or just because of their skin color. We should stop making fun of them, and yes, I do giggle sometimes, but they can be really hurtful sometimes.