Not jokes
You may not like me, but you still look up to me.
What did a Jedi say to Darth Vader? "You're not my father, I am yours!"
Comment if you're not vaccinated and don't plan to be!
People who are annoying. There are two of them.
1. Capet.
2. Akeld.
The winner is "Akeld," although Jordan Calerendiá comes in with a tie. Yah! Not really!
HEY D.K. date ME, not that weirdo Freshfry! I LOOOOOOOOOVVVVVVVVEEEEEE UUUUUUUUUUU D.K. Let's DATE! I'm 13 ;)
Memes
What’s the difference between the milk and drugs?
My dad brought the drugs back, not the milk though! 😭
Kenya text: Guys, leave Gwen alone! Pls! It is not her fault...btw STOP AND GO TO ATHORE JOKES
"Tj and Prince, I really think we should stop doing this date night, date fight thing on this website because it's driving everyone crazy, and this is a joke website, not a dating website, so I say let's just take this to Facebook."
Why can’t orphans have a good childhood?
Because they could not go to theme parks! 😅😅
Why do orphans not have a home? Because they don’t have a family.
What is something an orphan's phone does not have?
Home buttons.
Why do orphans not play baseball?
Because they can't make a home run.
9: I am higher than you.
8: No, you're not!
(8 flips to his side)
Gwen, I am not gay. There is some stupid faker online! I swear on my life that I am not!
Btw, if I was gay, then why am I chatting and dating a girl?
How come yo mama did not come straight home from work last night? Because her daughter had sex with her boyfriend and got drunk.
What came first, the chicken or the egg?
I do not know.
What did the mama cow say to the baby cow?
Mooooooo my secret is that it's pasture bedtime, but not pasture bedtime!
When you’re having the best sex in your life and your grandma says, “I’m not dead!”
Hi, I'm Adopt, and you guys hurt my feelings. It is not God :(😔😞😔🥺. I'm just a kid. I'm 7.
What's one thing you can say about your house, but not your girlfriend?