Not jokes
Me: *sprays some perfume on myself*
Friend: Omg, that smells so good! You’re so aromatic, how do you not have a bf yet?
Me: ... I’m aromantic and aromatic. I do not desire romantic relationships with others although I do enjoy carrying lovely scents with me.
Stop with the 9/11 jokes, people. They're just not gonna fly.
What say the child to the man? Shalom.
Man come later give the child: "Here, what you asked for!"
Child: "No, sir! I say Shabbat Shalom. I not ask for salmon!"
Man: "It may be the coin in me ear, hard to hear."
I told my wife I needed a blood transfusion when I could not remember. She said, "Be positive too."
Bad, I am now a ghost writing this.
The power of yeet.
I can't do this - YEET!
I'm not good at this - YEET!
I'm not old enough - YEET!
Memes
Why did the terrorist not get paid, but they loved their job?
They di2s drying plans.
HEY D.K. date ME, not that weirdo Freshfry! I LOOOOOOOOOVVVVVVVVEEEEEE UUUUUUUUUUU D.K. Let's DATE! I'm 13 ;)
Why can’t orphans have a good childhood?
Because they could not go to theme parks! 😅😅
Why do orphans not have a home? Because they don’t have a family.
Why do orphans not play baseball?
Because they can't make a home run.
What is something an orphan's phone does not have?
Home buttons.
What’s the difference between the milk and drugs?
My dad brought the drugs back, not the milk though! 😭
People who are annoying. There are two of them.
1. Capet.
2. Akeld.
The winner is "Akeld," although Jordan Calerendiá comes in with a tie. Yah! Not really!
Comment if you're not vaccinated and don't plan to be!
I may not be the brightest candle on the cake, but you can still blow me.
You may not like me, but you still look up to me.
What did a Jedi say to Darth Vader? "You're not my father, I am yours!"
Do not ever make fun of people who look like they have no necks. They are fully protected from vampires.
Women getting paid is bad, women should not get paid...
This is not even a joke.