Gwen, I am not gay. There is some stupid faker online! I swear on my life that I am not!
Btw, if I was gay, then why am I chatting and dating a girl?
Not Jokes
How come yo mama did not come straight home from work last night? Because her daughter had sex with her boyfriend and got drunk.
What came first, the chicken or the egg?
I do not know.
What did the mama cow say to the baby cow?
Mooooooo my secret is that it's pasture bedtime, but not pasture bedtime!
When you’re having the best sex in your life and your grandma says, “I’m not dead!”
Hi, I'm Adopt, and you guys hurt my feelings. It is not God :(😔😞😔🥺. I'm just a kid. I'm 7.
What's one thing you can say about your house, but not your girlfriend?
Me: *sprays some perfume on myself*
Friend: Omg, that smells so good! You’re so aromatic, how do you not have a bf yet?
Me: ... I’m aromantic and aromatic. I do not desire romantic relationships with others although I do enjoy carrying lovely scents with me.
What say the child to the man? Shalom.
Man come later give the child: "Here, what you asked for!"
Child: "No, sir! I say Shabbat Shalom. I not ask for salmon!"
Man: "It may be the coin in me ear, hard to hear."
How you guys not even know who did it? Hahahahaha.
Your hairline is so far back that not even God knows about it.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Esteban.
Esteban who?
If you do not open the door, Esteban you!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because it's not original at all.
What goes with chips?
Not your cheese.
Bob the Golden Retriever and Lily the Husky were talking at Bob's house.
Lily: Bob, do you think I'm fat?
Bob: No, Lily, of course not! You're just a little husky!!!! Lol. Golden Retrievers are funny.
I was in a terrorist a famous terrorist group. No, not the Taliban. We called ourselves the Talabam.
Hey, did you know that Stephen Hawking predicted the end of the world?
Well, not really. He predicted the end of *his* world.
Also, not love everyone.
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Why did the skeleton not go to prom?
Because it had no body to dance with!
