Not jokes
Why was one afraid of every number in the world?
Because ONE wanted TWO get something THREE FOUR FIVE at the yard sale, but SIX was not there. SEVEN EIGHT NINE as well. When all but ONE remained, it got TENse.
What can orphans not get when playing a sport?
A home run!
Hey Gwen... I had a friend named Gwen in preschool.
The preschool was Cascade Christian and in Washington (which is close to Oregon. I read in a chat that you live there.) This is a long shot, but I think you might be the same Gwen. If not, ok.
Q: What gun does Africa not have?
A: Water gun.
Why did the fire not burn the kid? Because it had no lips.
"What’s your name?"
"Am erica."
"No, I asked for your name, not your country."
Why did the orphan not get service at the restaurant?
Because it was a family restaurant!
Why are sex toys something to stuff in your asshole and not a big racecar?
Why did the clown not attack Mike? Because they bouncee.
Yo, Buster, I hope I am not busting your bubble.
Bestie Hannah heard that bestie Iz had a migraine! What did she do? She said, "My grains don’t hurt that much, at least not when the animals eat them!"
I will always remember my grandpa's last words after robbing a bank: "Oh, shit! The pigs are catching up!" But the cops did not kill him; he drove full speed off a cliff.
How cool is NASA?
Not cool at all.
What's big and round?
Mine and not yours.
Why did Jesus not win any Stanley Cups? Because he was cut from the team because he kept being pinned to the boards.
tbh, I was not even talking to you guys. I was talking to the funny jokes about Ariana, and people were saying she was adopted, so, tbh, fuck off!
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What does a kid say to an orphan, "Where are your parents?"\n\n"I don’t have parents. Where are yours? Are you an orphan like me? I hope not!"
How many kids does it take to change a light bulb? Apparently not 343,646 because my basement is still as dark as yours.
Can a cook and clean for real? No, I do not want no rabbit hare in my house.