Not jokes
"Hey, kid, why are you so fat?"
"Why did you insult him? That's not nice."
"It won't matter, he's deaf."
Why did the orphan jump into the burning building?
It was too cold because they did not have a home.
Why does the cannibal village not exist anymore?
They all ate each other.
Kid: Knock knock!
Orphan: Who's there?
Kid: Not your parents XD
The police: Pull over!
The kid: Do you know who my dad is?
The police: What, your mom did not tell you?
When the guy came in with a gun to rob the store, I said: "Hey, can I borrow that?"
He says "yes." Me, over here, walking to the cashier and saying: "Goodbye!" He screams: "Have mercy!"
I say: "No, not to you, to me. Say goodbye." He says: "No, don't shoot yourself!" It was too late.
A woman asked Stephen Hawking to dance, and he replied, "I'm not much good, I have two left feet."
"Then how about Karaoke?"
To which he replied, "I have two left throats."
I asked this kid for a high five, but he could not reach my hand.
What do you call a not potty trained human?
Amber Heard.
Gwen, are you dead????? If not, I am Alya. Thanks for always standing up for me!!!!!!!!!!!
My friend asked me if bees can fly in the rain. I replied, "Not without their yellow jackets."
My friend asked me if bees can fly in the rain. I replied, "Not without their yellow jackets!"
🥫Wewo wewo, stop right now or we will be forced to stop your self.
No, not like you can ketchup!
Man: *behind the women* She's so ugly!
Woman: My back is not a voicemail, unless you're a coward and can only say it behind my back to my face.
People who are bothering Gwen, stop. This is a joke site, and you guys should know that!
People, she is not even 40 or whatever. I see the comments, and they are so stupid. Do you even know her in life? No!!! Shut up and leave her alone!
Mom: Hey you! What are you doing?!
Me: Nothing, why?
Mom: You're supposed to do your ______.
Me that/every night: *sob*
Friends: Are you okay?
Me: Yeah, fine.
Me in head: Or maybe I'm not okay...
It's hard to tell if people are interested in joining my Sarcastic Club or not.
What is an orange?
World's only not rhyming thing. Hehhhehehehehhe.
I've got something better for all of you. I may not have found it, but Google "hottest sexiest women ever." Then you'll want them!
Yo mama so fat even God could not lift her spirits.