Not jokes

Why can't white people go to Blackpool? Cuz they're not black.

I did not believe in COVID-19 until I saw your teeth social distancing.

Your mum is so fat, when the doctors did her x-ray, the doctor said to her, "I want your x-ray, not an elephant's x-ray!"

Witches do not wear undies. Why? To get a better grip on their broomsticks.

Why do you have to pay to see Russian people?

Because the zoo is not free, Duhhhhh🙄

What can orphans not do in school?

Jack is a ugly meany who’s not going to my birthday!

If the sun is in space, then why is there light on Earth, but not in space?

I was at a funeral. I kissed a hot girl I did not know. She was the one that died.

Yo momma so stupid that someone said, "You're not that wealthy," and she went to a doctor.

Have you read "50 Yards to the Outhouse" by Willie Makeit and Probly Not?

Kids are cute, not even joking. Wanking is easy around them.

So I was looking through my pictures and I found a picture of a random kid that took a picture of his ugly face. It looked like someone that got hit by a car, then a bus, then a semi.

That’s what I get for not having a password on my iPad.

For a while, lead was used in pencils, but... we realised that it might not have been the smartest idea because it lead (badoom ching) to some people getting lead poisoning.

Who's climbing the tree?..... Not Sarah.

Who is in hospital?.... Sarah.

I saw a man today wearing a t-shirt that said "I'm with stupid."

I told him, "You know, that's not very nice."

He looked at me and said, "I'm with stupid, too."

What do you call an animal that smells?

A smelly-phant.

That joke is really not funny.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Cows say, "Moo, not who."

Why did the orphan not play baseball? Because he couldn't find home.

What's one thing that you can say about a train, but not your girlfriend?