If gravity pulls things down at 9.8 m/s squared, why did the emo kid not come down?
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If you make jokes about SH, you're not funny, and if you do, I'm gonna assume you're some 12-year-old who wants to be an edge lord. I don't really care if people get pressed.
Why can orphans not play baseball? They can't hit a home run.
Depression jokes are like food... not every people get it.
Lilly's hairline was so fat that Charlene could not find it on Roblox.
Teacher: "Hey, James, this is the third time I asked you a question!"
James: "But you told me not to answer you back!"
This black dude goes up to an Indian guy and says, "What up brotha?"
The Indian guy gets offended and says, "We are not the same."
The black guy then pulls out a gun, and the Indian guy says, "Ok brother, ok brother, we are the same, we are the same."
Do the voice in your head.
Yo mama so fat, when she got on the scale it said, “I need your weight, not your phone number.”
Lol, this joke may not be funny, but what do you call your mom fat and emo?
I love these orphan jokes. It's not like they're gonna go tell their parents. ☠
I was at the beach today, and there was a big wave.
Somebody went, "Damn, that crashed harder than the Twin Towers." Jack may have survived the towers, but not the crash.
What are a doctor's and a WWE fighter's ideas on child abuse?
Doctor's: Don't do it, it does not help. Mood behavior.
WWE fighters: If it can crawl, it can brawl.
Why did the dumb blonde take a shower outside of the house while it was raining?
Because the dumb blonde did not pay the water bill!
What do you call a gay man that is not a vegetarian?
A cocksucker.
If you ever get chased by a police dog, try not to go through a tunnel, then on to a little seesaw, then jump through a hoop of fire.
They're trained for that.
Jorden Calerendiá.
I bet you are a child molester who got out of jail and is now sexually harassing kids such as Addison! Will fuck off and get a life, by the way your roasts are not fucking funny they are bullshit like your face and your hairline.
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TJ GWEN just shut the hell up.
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