Not jokes

9/11 was a round of Clash of Clans. They knocked down two towers, not three.

Why did the terrorists crash?

They were doing the job they loved but not getting paid.

Lol.

What can you catch, but not throw?

These are not funny. Those that are adopted feel hurt by these!

You shall feel ashamed of yourself!

Take the L! - Losers

Jokes are not funny.

Your hairline is so big, not even a black hole can eat it!

My balls are so purple that I use them as crayons, and I am not talking about the balls you play with. I am talking about the boy balls.

When I found out that 10 billion bowls of soup are consumed each year in AMERICA, I thought to myself, "I thought soup was healthy. Apparently not!"

I made a website for orphans.

It does not have a home page.

This page is for fat jokes, right? Well, I am breaking the mold! Yo Mama so fat! That's not a Joke it's True.

P.S. If your mom is actually fat, then I am sorry that I don't care.

Why is black mystery not an Airheads flavor? Because we already know what happened to them. *shot fires*

Who can relate?

NOT A RICK ROLL https://youtube.com/shorts/nnEQ5aWyO9U?feature=share

If gravity pulls things down at 9.8 m/s squared, why did the emo kid not come down?

If you make jokes about SH, you're not funny, and if you do, I'm gonna assume you're some 12-year-old who wants to be an edge lord. I don't really care if people get pressed.

Why can orphans not play baseball? They can't hit a home run.

Depression jokes are like food... not every people get it.

Lilly's hairline was so fat that Charlene could not find it on Roblox.

Teacher: "Hey, James, this is the third time I asked you a question!"

James: "But you told me not to answer you back!"

This black dude goes up to an Indian guy and says, "What up brotha?"

The Indian guy gets offended and says, "We are not the same."

The black guy then pulls out a gun, and the Indian guy says, "Ok brother, ok brother, we are the same, we are the same."

Do the voice in your head.

Yo mama so fat, when she got on the scale it said, “I need your weight, not your phone number.”