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Lol, this joke may not be funny, but what do you call your mom fat and emo?

I love these orphan jokes. It's not like they're gonna go tell their parents. ☠

I was at the beach today, and there was a big wave.

Somebody went, "Damn, that crashed harder than the Twin Towers." Jack may have survived the towers, but not the crash.

What are a doctor's and a WWE fighter's ideas on child abuse?

Doctor's: Don't do it, it does not help. Mood behavior.

WWE fighters: If it can crawl, it can brawl.

Why did the dumb blonde take a shower outside of the house while it was raining?

Because the dumb blonde did not pay the water bill!

What do you call a gay man that is not a vegetarian?

A cocksucker.

If you ever get chased by a police dog, try not to go through a tunnel, then on to a little seesaw, then jump through a hoop of fire.

They're trained for that.

Jorden Calerendiá.

I bet you are a child molester who got out of jail and is now sexually harassing kids such as Addison! Will fuck off and get a life, by the way your roasts are not fucking funny they are bullshit like your face and your hairline.

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Friend: Did Jesus die a virgin?

Me: Of course not, he got nailed before he died.

TJ GWEN just shut the hell up.

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What do you say to a bully?

I might not be perfect, but at least I'm not you!

John is not funny.

What's the difference between a baby and a salad?

I'm not in jail for tossing a salad.

Why can't two Chinese make a white baby?

Because two Wongs don't make a white.

Bully: My mom says I'm not allowed to burn trash.

Me: (quiet)

Bully: HEY I'M TALKING TO YOU.

Me: Are you talking to yourself? Because I was listening to music until I heard you.

Why can orphans get away with being bad at school?

They do not have parents to bring to parent/teacher conferences.

Some kid with parents: "Knock, knock."

Orphan: "Who's there?"

Some kid with parents: "Not your parents."

Even if you do burn down an orphanage, it's not gonna matter. It's not like they have homes.

Teacher: Everyone, tomorrow is bring your mom to school day.

Me: Sorry but my mom's not gonna make it.

Teacher: Why?

Me: I'm an orphan, bitch.