Noise Jokes

One time, I was working this steamroller, when the guy who I squashed farted

I guess that’s what you call “FLAT”ulence

I have fun with my friends

(Note: this joke is not one of the worst jokes ever bc is obscene or offensive, it’s just a bad joke) Why can’t u hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because their dead

This joke includes potentially sensitive content.

Yesterday I was in a wind storm. Today my ears hurt. I guess the wind was Ear-ittating.

huggy wuggy big big huggy wuggy big big big big huggy wuggy laugh luagh smooch smooch huggy wuggy *insert clapping noise*

So there’s this air purifier in my room right, and it’s really noisy so I unplugged it to sleep better and sure enough I fell asleep faster, so I came to the conclusion if I unplug noisy machines people will sleep better. It worked really well in my local hospital

Boyfreaind- let go to bed Girlfriend- no Boyfriend- why Girlfriend-because you want sex Boyfriend- no i dont NEXT MINUT The nan could hear banging

Q: why is the graveyard so noisy A: because all the coffin

if you don't get it it mean because of people coughing

" I heard a noise in the basement! I'm gonna go to my friends house and play Minecraft with him until the noise I heard goes away." " I heard a noise in the basement. I'm gonna go down there with a bazooka and thirty thousand rounds of pistol ammo and fifty thousand pistols."

Said no horror movie character ever

and also GTA logic

When your little brother hears noice from tour room and your the only one in it

Dear Hearing People. We, deaf people, ain’t dead. We can use our hands to talk, eat & fist your face to give you some 💡 awareness that we can understand you 💯 meanwhile we laugh at you 🤡 We Can even dance via vibration through music. Do you know the song W lyric like this 👇 *white b.... accent: Ohhh.. MY God BECKY.. L👀k at her butt. IT is SO BIG. *BIG BEAT DROP* I...LIKE...BIG...BUTT...I cannot LIE 👻 I promise we ain’t ghosting around - Brittany Rose

I asked my girlfriend if she was a smoke alarm she said “ is it because I warned him when hottness came” I said “ no, you don’t shut up

Bob: Siri, call 666! *dialing noises* Bob: Hello? Bob's dad: Hi!

I heard my neighbours having sex and it was annoying me, so I called my gf to ask if she wanted to go out but when I called her I heard my neighbours phone ringing

I told my sister to make a noise and hear what she said...... Cuckoo coo chew#Owl🦉

What do you call two skeletons dancing in a tin can?

Noise

When i was 11 My mom came home from the bar super drunk that night and I just wanted to know if they knew where was the cat because I heard a noise.................we had a loooooooong talk the next morning.

What's the difference between someone with dystonia and someone with mysphonia? One makes the annoying noises while the other hates the annoying noises