Average Kid: brings mp3 to school
Rich Kid: Brings mp4 to school
Quiet Kid: Brings an mp5
People judge me because im quiet
no one plans a massacre out loud
When you're the only one nice to the quiet kid.
Kid: "I like you... don't go to school tomorrow."
I turned off all the beeping machines in the hospital. I love the peace and quiet, but I don't know why everyone is sleeping cause it's only 8 am
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The quiet kid starts playing Pumped Up Kicks in the parking lot before school.
one time the quite kid hacked the speakers in a school next thing you know it pumped up kicks by Foster The People starts playing
This boy heard from a friend that if you tell an adult "I know the whole truth" they will be all weird so he went home and told his mom "I know the whole truth" and she gave him 20$ and said to keep quiet. Pleased when his dad got home he said "I know the whole truth" and his dad gave him 40$ an said don't tell mom. really pleased he met the mailman the next day and said "I know the whole truth" then the mailman got down on his knee opened his arms and said come to daddy.
Quiet kid: "I'm home!" Parents: "What did you learn at school today?" Quiet kid: "I've learned that I've had enough!"
a normal kid brings an MP3 to school
a rich kid brings an MP4 to school
quiet kid brings an MP5
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A man comes home and hears her wife talking about having sex at the club, the man busts into the club with a revolver and says "WHO TF FUCKED MY WIFE" well everyone looks over and is quiet, and someone in the back says "mate you don't have enough bullets"
Teacher: I'm sorry but you got a 74 on the test Quiet Kid: I'll show you my own 74 Classroom: *visible panic*
teacher: "you know you can't sleep in my class" boy: " I know. Maybe if you were a little quieter, I could
my teacher: if you could go anywhere where would you go...me: demon slayer. my teacher: why. the quiet kid: TO GET EATEN BY A DEMON OR BECOME ONE!!!
When the quiet kid has an argument with the school shooter and you didn't get to pull out the AK
You can understand depression if you are still in school and get bullied by bullies, punished by teachers and scolded by parents for being that quiet kid who says nothing.
My nan must really love the quiet game shes been playing it for ages
911, what’s your emergency? I asked, and listening to the quiet sobs of a litte kid on the other end of the line.
“I think my daddy want to kill me” the girl said and cried making me freeze on the spot as i recognized my daughter’s voice.
when your sitting in class and the quiet kid yells lovely day isnt it ... and u see a Glock shape in his pocket
