Last word of mayor of Hiroshima: ‘what the fuck was that noise?’
What does a noisy chilli do?
It gets jalapeno business
Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
Because it's extinct.
What do you call a fart in a gay bar A mating call
boom it went
what do you call an obnoxiously loud fog horn? A beginner saxophonist
Q, Why did the elephant paint his toenails red? A, To hide up cherry trees. Q, What's the loudest noise in the jungle? A, Giraffes eating cherries.
Last halloween i went dressed as a woman. When i rang the doorbell an elderly woman opened and i made grunting noise and knocked the bowl of candy out of her hands. She immediately called the police and told them excactly what happened. The officer pulled me aside and asked me a few questions. First he asked are your parents here and i said nothing. Concerned by my answer he then asked if i was ok so i said nothing. He asked me what my name and i responded, "Hellen Keller.
I was up all night because my neighbors were having sex.
*was actually up all night watching*
I bought a silencer for my gun, but I don't think it works. My victims still scream.
I love it when your parents come round for Christmas, I just wish we couldn't hear them through the ceiling.
Cooper is the best to ever live
I will always remember the last noise i hear in my school, "oogga booga motherf****rs," click, boom
I got pranked so many times once I saw two wheels rolling down the street I hear this noise I look behind me there's a legless man in a wheelless chair screaming "HELP I CANT GO ANYWERE'' but I walked away I knew it was a prank
Your maw *micorsoft shuting down noise *
Loud Korea noise
Americans: we drive on the right side of the road
The British: we drive on the left side of the road
Russia: ROAD IS ROAD *crashing noises follow*
The only time that cows will make noise is when they are in the moooo-od.
(Note: this joke is not one of the worst jokes ever bc is obscene or offensive, it’s just a bad joke) Why can’t u hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because their dead
One time, I was working this steamroller, when the guy who I squashed farted
I guess that’s what you call “FLAT”ulence
