I can’t watch anime anymore when my friends grandpa is in the house
He hasn’t heard a Japanese person scream since the war
What sound does a 747 make when it bounces?
Boeing boeing boeing.
What do you call Helen Keller in a pitch black, sound proof room? Unnecassary.
Q: How do Chinese people name their kids.
A: They throw pots and pans down the stairs and see what noises they make
teacher: "you know you can't sleep in my class" boy: " I know. Maybe if you were a little quieter, I could
What does it sound when a dragon sings? A fire alarm
what does a baby and a hand grenade have in common
they both make noise when you throw them
How do you know when you girlfriend is to young ?
you have to make airoplane noises to get her to open her mouth..
sorry
What do we want? Racecar noises! When do we want them? NEOWWWWW
They toss and turn to the sound of Thunder, but I got watermelon to sooth my slumber!
Those rape alarms give you a headache don't they?
When you turn off all the annoying beeping things in the hospital and everyone starts sleeping better.
So my sister was eating Now&Laters, and I continuously heard smacking sounds. So I told her can you stop smacking its annoying. Then she said I cant its a juicy type of candy. So I said, I can stop the candies from making that sound. Then she said how? So I smacked her. :)
Last word of mayor of Hiroshima: ‘what the fuck was that noise?’
What does a bouncy airplane sound like?
Boeing Boeing Boeing...
What does a noisy chilli do?
It gets jalapeno business
Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
Because it's extinct.
Sy'kyira (😌): I can't wait for the therapist to come.
Daina (😊): Same, 30 minutes have passed ... I also wonder what that loud sound is.
Sy'kyira (😅): SAME !!!! What does it sound like a woman suffering ???
Daina (😌): I know, right?
what do you call an obnoxiously loud fog horn? A beginner saxophonist
boom it went
