Noise

Noise jokes

School Bus

What's the difference between a school bus and my Dad's van?

School buses usually don't have screaming and crying children.

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  • Baby

    What gets louder as it gets smaller?

    A baby in a trash compactor.

    747

    What sound does a 747 make when it bounces?

    Boeing boeing boeing.

    War

    I can’t watch anime anymore when my friend’s grandpa is in the house.

    He hasn’t heard a Japanese person scream since the war.

    Speedbump

    The weirdest thing happened to me today. I was driving 50 mph and hit a speed bump and it screamed!

    Memes

    Chinese people

    Q: How do Chinese people name their kids?

    A: They throw pots and pans down the stairs and see what noises they make.

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  • Sleep

    Teacher: "You know you can't sleep in my class."

    Boy: "I know. Maybe if you were a little quieter, I could."

    Mouse

    A mouse is just like a ball bearing.

    Drench them in oil, and they stop squeaking.

    Baby

    What does a baby and a hand grenade have in common?

    They both make noise when you throw them.

    Hentai

    Why is it so difficult to watch hentai?

    They moan louder than your speakers.

    Girlfriend

    How do you know when your girlfriend is too young?

    You have to make airplane noises to get her to open her mouth.

    Sorry.

    Watermelon

    They toss and turn to the sound of thunder, but I got watermelon to soothe my slumber!

    Hospital

    When you turn off all the annoying beeping things in the hospital, and everyone starts sleeping better.

    Sister

    So my sister was eating Now&Laters, and I continuously heard smacking sounds. So I told her, "Can you stop smacking? It's annoying." Then she said, "I can't, it's a juicy type of candy." So I said, "I can stop the candies from making that sound." Then she said, "How?" So I smacked her. :)