a hot dog and a banana had a race who won
the WIENER
A kid walks in late to class, the teacher asks him "why are you late?" and he replies "I was busy throwing pebbles in the lake" Another kid walks in late to class and the teacher asks him "why are you late" and he replies "I was busy throwing pebbles in the lake", The last kid walks in and the teacher says "why are you late?...and why are you wet?" and the kid says back REMEBER MY NAME IS PEBBLES!!
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THE BEST! joke in the world is me
Dont say that your not a joke JOKES HAVE MEANINGS
My blind friend is so annoying, he kept bumping into things even though I repletedly told him to look where he was going
Q:what do you get when you drop all your potato chips in your couch {somewhere}
A: a couch potato HaHaHa
How do you annoy Pinocchio? Ask him "Do you always tell lies?" (think about it)
My friends were really annoying me at my birthday party, so I decided to pop a balloon to spook them.
Maybe going on a hot air balloon ride wasn't the best idea
I saw a piece of cheese and it told me a joke. but the joke was to cheesy
Man: whats up? Me: im annoyed Man: Why? Me: I stole my gf's heart Man: So why are you annoyed? Me: Everyone else in the surgery room gave me weird looks
Are you a fire alarm because your loud and annoying
Whenever I work late at the hospital, I help the patients sleep. There isn't a snooze button on the beeping things and it can be quite annoying, making it hard for the patient to sleep, so I unplug them.
My sister says I’m annoying , or that’s what i read in her diary.
my sister is so annoying she won 10000$to go to hel
what do you call a butt that kills people? An ASSassin :)
My sister says DAD and repeats and this is my dad WOULD U STOP me 😑
Logan paul
What is big, annoying, and full of blubber?
90% of America's population
today a kid in a wheelchair was rolling around the class to get away from this one annoying kid so i told him " brayden just get up and walk away."
My dad is nice 👍
