Annoying Jokes

Puns

Anonymous

A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game.

Race

Anonymous

a hot dog and a banana had a race who won

the WIENER

Anonymous

Logan paul

Crypto

How do you annoy Pinocchio? Ask him "Do you always tell lies?" (think about it)

HaHaHaHaHaHa

Q:what do you get when you drop all your potato chips in your couch {somewhere}

A: a couch potato HaHaHa

Whats_My_Name?

A kid walks in late to class, the teacher asks him "why are you late?" and he replies "I was busy throwing pebbles in the lake" Another kid walks in late to class and the teacher asks him "why are you late" and he replies "I was busy throwing pebbles in the lake", The last kid walks in and the teacher says "why are you late?...and why are you wet?" and the kid says back REMEBER MY NAME IS PEBBLES!!

Shooting

Anonymous

Why are all these pathetic jokes about school shootings?๐Ÿ˜’ You all are so fucking pathetic... Humanity is officially gone stupid bitches...

Anonymous boyyyy

THE BEST! joke in the world is me

Dont say that your not a joke JOKES HAVE MEANINGS

JazzyTheJoker

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To visit the ugly witches house Knock Knock... Who's there? The CHICKEN

Laura Janke

I saw a piece of cheese and it told me a joke. but the joke was to cheesy

OLajidebt

what do you call a butt that kills people? An ASSassin :)

Anonymous

T-Series

Despacito Spider

Little Jimmy was in the shower singing "Dame Tu Cosita" , and her mom heard it and went to the shower, and Jimmy's mom saw Jimmy wearing a bathing suit and the shower, and Jimmy yells "WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY SWAMP"

Maverick

in Roast

Are you a fire alarm because your loud and annoying

Octopus

Anonymous

What do you call an annoyed octopus?

Octopissy.

Ilikeannoyingmyfriendswithjokes

3 men walk into heaven at the same time. they all live in the same city. god asks the first man "how did you die?" the man says "I have a heart condition and iv'e been suspecting my wife of cheating for some time. anyway I get how from work and I see my wife on the bed and a man hang of the balcony. I get so mad and stomp on the guys fingers! he falls into a bush so I throw a refrigerator on him." God asks the next man "how did you die?" the man says I was cleaning the windows and then this crazy man starts stomping on my fingers! luckily I fall safely in a bush! but then a refrigerator falls on me!" god asks the third man he says" I was the one in the fridge!"

Sadness

Anonymous

today my idiot brother screamed"ahhhhh im dead!' but it wasn't really, so i d3cded to make it a reality until my sister came.............................

AND HELPED ME! - for once but then two minutes later my mom showed up, we k!lled him right infront of her and she screamed! "DONUTS AND PIZZA FOR YPU AND MORE IF YOU GO TO MRS ROBERTS HOUSE AND SAY HI AND BYE TO DADDY!!!!! and she hands us both a sharp tool and i say what about tommy??!!! arn't u MAD!!!!!!! then she replied who's THAT!!??? COZ HE AINT MINE HIS NAME IS TOMMY, TOMMY ROBERTS. so then me and my sister visit mrs ROBERTS AND SHE SAID OH THIS ISN'T ANYTHING IMPORTANT GO HOME! so then my sister nd i say hi! and do a countdount aftr that my nike white jumper had turned red! IT WAS A MUCH BETTER COLOUR , MUM SEEMED TO APROVE AS WELL!๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š but then the police question us where daddy was so then mom said....................... oh he's moved on! so then the police officer was like ahem ma'm where! SO THEN I BELLOWED.......................... UP - UR -A##. And we got let off the hook, then we moved oh and we k!lled the cop 2 and oh did i meantion we HAD a maid, and a landlord and a cat but they were all 2 annoying so we got rid of them and now our new backyard is very smellyyy and i dont think there is enoff space to put muummy anymore so now i dont think sissy will fit either๐Ÿง i will ask my neibour nessy she'll obviously say YES or ill........................................

ok like for part twoโ˜บโ˜บโ˜บ

Pear from Annoying Orange

in Trump

SERIOUSLY WHO WANTS FUCKING ANNOYING ORANGE AS PRESIDENT

Ugliness

Anonymous

Of someone called you ugly say brfor you call me ugly look in a mirror