Annoying Jokes

Whats_My_Name?

A kid walks in late to class, the teacher asks him "why are you late?" and he replies "I was busy throwing pebbles in the lake" Another kid walks in late to class and the teacher asks him "why are you late" and he replies "I was busy throwing pebbles in the lake", The last kid walks in and the teacher says "why are you late?...and why are you wet?" and the kid says back REMEBER MY NAME IS PEBBLES!!

ShiftyDealer69

Man: whats up? Me: im annoyed Man: Why? Me: I stole my gf's heart Man: So why are you annoyed? Me: Everyone else in the surgery room gave me weird looks

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Anonymous

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Anonymous
in Puns

A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game.

Zach Topping
in Offensive

My blind friend is so annoying, he kept bumping into things even though I repletedly told him to look where he was going

Anonymous boyyyy

THE BEST! joke in the world is me

Dont say that your not a joke JOKES HAVE MEANINGS

HaHaHaHaHaHa

Q:what do you get when you drop all your potato chips in your couch {somewhere}

A: a couch potato HaHaHa

LunaRosario16๐Ÿ™ƒ๐Ÿ˜…โžฐใ€ฐ๏ธโžฐ๐Ÿ‘Œ
in Depression

If I was a party, then anxiety must be the cousin depression felt obligated to bring to the party and insomnia the little annoying sibling.

Anonymous

a hot dog and a banana had a race who won

the WIENER

Anglt
in Orphan

A kid annoyed me the other day I told him to shut up and go back to his parents

Thats the last time Iโ€™m going to an orphanage.

Ps:this is my friends joke that I wanted to share

Ilikeannoyingmyfriendswithjokes

3 men walk into heaven at the same time. they all live in the same city. god asks the first man "how did you die?" the man says "I have a heart condition and iv'e been suspecting my wife of cheating for some time. anyway I get how from work and I see my wife on the bed and a man hang of the balcony. I get so mad and stomp on the guys fingers! he falls into a bush so I throw a refrigerator on him." God asks the next man "how did you die?" the man says I was cleaning the windows and then this crazy man starts stomping on my fingers! luckily I fall safely in a bush! but then a refrigerator falls on me!" god asks the third man he says" I was the one in the fridge!"

Two Canadians die and end up in Hell. Satan decides to pay them a visit, so he walks into their room and sees them talking and laughing. Confused, he asks them why they're happy. They tell him, "Well, we're so sick of the cold where we're from, and this place is nice and toasty."

Satan, annoyed, storms away and goes to Hell's boiler room, where he turns up the temperature.

He goes back to the Canadians' room, along the way being begged by all sorts of people to put the heating back down. He enters the room to see the Canadians having a barbecue. Furiously, he asks them what they're doing.

"Well, we can't pass up this wonderful weather without getting out the barbecue!"

Satan realizes he's been doing the wrong thing. He goes to the boiler room and turns it down until it's at a colder temperature than ever seen on earth.

He knows he's won now, so he goes back to the Canadians' room, only to see them jumping up and down in excitement.

He shouts at them in fury, "WHY ARE YOU STILL HAPPY?!?!?!"

They look at him and shout at the same time, "Hell froze over! That means the Leafs won!"

Anonymous

i used keep asking a woman if i can rape her until she got so annoyed and said "stop asking me"

Anonymous
in Sadness

today my idiot brother screamed"ahhhhh im dead!' but it wasn't really, so i d3cded to make it a reality until my sister came.............................

AND HELPED ME! - for once but then two minutes later my mom showed up, we k!lled him right infront of her and she screamed! "DONUTS AND PIZZA FOR YPU AND MORE IF YOU GO TO MRS ROBERTS HOUSE AND SAY HI AND BYE TO DADDY!!!!! and she hands us both a sharp tool and i say what about tommy??!!! arn't u MAD!!!!!!! then she replied who's THAT!!??? COZ HE AINT MINE HIS NAME IS TOMMY, TOMMY ROBERTS. so then me and my sister visit mrs ROBERTS AND SHE SAID OH THIS ISN'T ANYTHING IMPORTANT GO HOME! so then my sister nd i say hi! and do a countdount aftr that my nike white jumper had turned red! IT WAS A MUCH BETTER COLOUR , MUM SEEMED TO APROVE AS WELL!๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š but then the police question us where daddy was so then mom said....................... oh he's moved on! so then the police officer was like ahem ma'm where! SO THEN I BELLOWED.......................... UP - UR -A##. And we got let off the hook, then we moved oh and we k!lled the cop 2 and oh did i meantion we HAD a maid, and a landlord and a cat but they were all 2 annoying so we got rid of them and now our new backyard is very smellyyy and i dont think there is enoff space to put muummy anymore so now i dont think sissy will fit either๐Ÿง i will ask my neibour nessy she'll obviously say YES or ill........................................

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Anonymous

My friends were really annoying me at my birthday party, so I decided to pop a balloon to spook them.

Maybe going on a hot air balloon ride wasn't the best idea

Crypto

How do you annoy Pinocchio? Ask him "Do you always tell lies?" (think about it)

Galaxy
in America

What is big, annoying, and full of blubber?

90% of America's population

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Anonymous
in Woman

Damn girl, are you a smoke detector? Because you're super annoying and won't shut up.

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Irony

What do you get when you have a annoying kid, a homicidal kid, and a suicidal kid in the same room? A happy ending.

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MistyShadow
in America

The Annoying Orange called Donald Trump a Copycat

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