Man: whats up? Me: im annoyed Man: Why? Me: I stole my gf’s heart Man: So why are you annoyed? Me: Everyone else in the surgery room gave me weird looks

A kid walks in late to class, the teacher asks him “why are you late?” and he replies “I was busy throwing pebbles in the lake” Another kid walks in late to class and the teacher asks him “why are you late” and he replies “I was busy throwing pebbles in the lake”, The last kid walks in and the teacher says “why are you late?..and why are you wet?” and the kid says back REMEBER MY NAME IS PEBBLES!!


If I was a party, then anxiety must be the cousin depression felt obligated to bring to the party and insomnia the little annoying sibling.

I’m so annoyed by those people who just believe in anything they hear. This is a conversation I had a few days ago.

Idiot: The moon landing was faked! So unbelievable fake! Me: You believe in the moon? Stupidass.

a hot dog and a banana had a race who won


why did stephen hawkins wife get annoyed with him? He had an affair with Alexa

The Annoying Orange called Donald Trump a Copycat

What do you call a annoying emo kid, a nuseance

Most annoying thing… When we send something in What’s app thinking our friend is online but can only see two grey ticks…

My friend had this annoying little kid that always used to yell and scream when he didn’t get what he wanted. I told me friend there’s a new attraction a few states away he could take him too. Confused my friend asked me what it was. I told him “The Sandyhook Experience: Where you come in and leave with a ‘hole’ lot of fun.”

Whats the difference between mark zuckerburg and a lizard

There is no difference

THE BEST! joke in the world is me

Dont say that your not a joke JOKES HAVE MEANINGS

Damn girl, are you a smoke detector? Because you’re super annoying and won’t shut up.

I saw a piece of cheese and it told me a joke. but the joke was to cheesy

A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game.

What do you get when you have a annoying kid, a homicidal kid, and a suicidal kid in the same room? A happy ending.

Little Jimmy was in the shower singing “Dame Tu Cosita” , and her mom heard it and went to the shower, and Jimmy’s mom saw Jimmy wearing a bathing suit and the shower, and Jimmy yells “WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY SWAMP”

What is big, annoying, and full of blubber?

90% of America’s population

my sister is so annoying she won 10000$to go to hel