A kid walks in late to class. The teacher asks him, "Why are you late?" and he replies, "I was busy throwing pebbles in the lake." Another kid walks in late to class, and the teacher asks him, "Why are you late?" and he replies, "I was busy throwing pebbles in the lake." The last kid walks in and the teacher says, "Why are you late?...and why are you wet?" and the kid says back, "Remember, my name is Pebbles!!"
A hot dog and a banana had a race. Who won?
The wiener.
you.
Q: What do you get when you drop all your potato chips in your couch somewhere?
A: A couch potato. HaHaHa
How do you annoy Pinocchio? Ask him "Do you always tell lies?" (think about it)
Man: What's up?
Me: I'm annoyed.
Man: Why?
Me: I stole my gf's heart.
Man: So why are you annoyed?
Me: Everyone else in the surgery room gave me weird looks.
Logan paul
The best joke in the world is me.
Don't say that you're not a joke. Jokes have meanings.
Seriously, who wants fucking Annoying Orange as president?
I saw a piece of cheese and it told me a joke. but the joke was to cheesy
Are you a fire alarm because your loud and annoying
what do you call a butt that kills people? An ASSassin :)
What do you call an annoyed octopus?
Octopissy.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To visit the ugly witches house Knock Knock... Who's there? The CHICKEN
Little Jimmy was in the shower singing "Dame Tu Cosita" , and her mom heard it and went to the shower, and Jimmy's mom saw Jimmy wearing a bathing suit and the shower, and Jimmy yells "WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY SWAMP"
T-Series
Why are all these pathetic jokes about school shootings?😒 You all are so fucking pathetic... Humanity is officially gone stupid bitches...
Whats the difference between mark zuckerburg and a lizard
There is no difference
The Annoying Orange called Donald Trump a copycat.
Today my idiot brother screamed, "Ahhhhh, I'm dead!" But it wasn't really, so I decided to make it a reality until my sister came...
AND HELPED ME! - for once, but then two minutes later my mom showed up. We killed him right in front of her, and she screamed! "Donuts and pizza for you and more if you go to Mrs. Roberts' house and say hi and bye to Daddy!!!!!" And she hands us both a sharp tool, and I say, "What about Tommy??!!! Aren't you MAD!!!!!!!" Then she replied, "Who's THAT!!??? Coz he ain't mine. His name is Tommy, Tommy Roberts."
So then me and my sister visit Mrs. Roberts, and she said, "Oh, this isn't anything important. Go home!" So then my sister and I say hi! and do a countdown. After that my Nike white jumper had turned red! IT WAS A MUCH BETTER COLOUR, MUM SEEMED TO APROVE AS WELL! 😊😊😊 But then the police question us where daddy was, so then Mom said....................... oh he's moved on! So then the police officer was like, "Ahem, ma'm where!" SO THEN I BELLOWED.......................... UP - UR -A##. And we got let off the hook, then we moved oh and we k!lled the cop 2 and oh did i meantion we HAD a maid, and a landlord and a cat but they were all 2 annoying so we got rid of them and now our new backyard is very smellyyy and i dont think there is enoff space to put muummy anymore so now i dont think sissy will fit either🧐 i will ask my neibour nessy she'll obviously say YES or ill........................................
ok like for part two☺☺☺
