Annoying jokes
How do you annoy Pinocchio?
Ask him, "Do you always tell lies?"
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why?
To visit the ugly witch's house.
Knock, knock...
Who's there?
The chicken!
What do you call an annoyed octopus?
Octopissy.
What's the difference between Mark Zuckerberg and a lizard?
There is no difference.
I saw a piece of cheese and it told me a joke, but the joke was too cheesy.
T-Series.
Logan Paul.
Man: What's up?
Me: I'm annoyed.
Man: Why?
Me: I stole my gf's heart.
Man: So why are you annoyed?
Me: Everyone else in the surgery room gave me weird looks.
Q: What do you get when you drop all your potato chips in your couch somewhere?
A: A couch potato. HaHaHa
Seriously, who wants fucking Annoying Orange as president?
A kid walks in late to class. The teacher asks him, "Why are you late?" and he replies, "I was busy throwing pebbles in the lake." Another kid walks in late to class, and the teacher asks him, "Why are you late?" and he replies, "I was busy throwing pebbles in the lake." The last kid walks in and the teacher says, "Why are you late?...and why are you wet?" and the kid says back, "Remember, my name is Pebbles!!"
you.
A hot dog and a banana had a race. Who won?
The wiener.
Are you a fire alarm because you're loud and annoying?
What do you call a butt that kills people?
An ASSassin :)
Damn girl, are you a smoke detector? Because you're super annoying and won't shut up.
Knock knock.
Why is 69 annoying me? Oh, it's a tease.
What?
Knock, knock. Who's there? Fuck. Fuck who? What, are you kidding me? I just wanted to tell you a joke!