Noise jokes
What does a bouncy airplane sound like?
Boeing Boeing Boeing...
Last words of the mayor of Hiroshima: “What the fuck was that noise?”
What does a noisy chilli do?
It gets jalapeno business.
Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
Because it's extinct.
Sy'kyira (😌): I can't wait for the therapist to come.
Daina (😊): Same, 30 minutes have passed... I also wonder what that loud sound is.
Sy'kyira (😅): SAME!!!! What, does it sound like a woman suffering???
Daina (😌): I know, right?
*electric noises*
What is the most noise that comes out of a ladies mouth? Nothing because they never have anything important to say.
What do you call a fart in a gay bar?
A mating call.
What do you call an obnoxiously loud fog horn? A beginner saxophonist.
A bus full of nuns falls off a cliff and they all die. They arrive at the gates of heaven and meet St. Peter. St. Peter says to them, “Sisters, welcome to Heaven. In a moment I will let you all through the pearly gates, but before I may do that, I must ask each of you a single question.”
St. Peter turns to the first nun in the line and asks her, “Sister, have you ever touched a penis?” The Sister responds, “Well... there was this one time... that I kinda sorta... touched one with the tip of my pinky finger...” St. Peter says, “Alright Sister, now dip the tip of your pinky finger in the Holy Water, and you may be admitted.” and she did so.
St. Peter now turns to the second nun and says, “Sister, have you ever touched a penis?” “Well.... There was this one time... that I held one for a moment...” “Alright Sister, now just wash your hands in the Holy Water, and you may be admitted” and she does so.
Now at this, there is a noise, a jostling in the line. It seems that one nun is trying to cut in front of another! St. Peter sees this and asks the Nun, “Sister Susan, what is this? There is no rush!” Sister Susan responds, “Well if I’m going to have to gargle this stuff, I’d rather do it before Sister Mary sticks her ass in it!”
In my house, good sex sounds like seals slapping each other.
I bought a silencer for my gun, but I don't think it works.
My victims still scream.
I was up all night because my neighbors were having sex.
*I was actually up all night watching.*
Roblox Talent Shows be like:
Host: Next Up is Bob!
Bob: Hi! I'll be singing Pian-
*Buzzing Noises*
Judges: You suck!
Bob: I'm reporting!
*Bob get's kicked from the server*
If you hate what you hear from Nickelback, at least you can get your nickel back.
If you have to deal with the noise from Deftones... unfortunately, not only are you unable to obtain any refund, but you may have become permanently deaf.
When you see a kid yelling and you wanna leave :(((((((
I love it when your parents come round for Christmas. I just wish we couldn't hear them through the ceiling.
Cooper is the best to ever live.
Americans: We drive on the right side of the road.
The British: We drive on the left side of the road.
Russia: ROAD IS ROAD. *crashing noises follow*
I will always remember the last noise I hear in my school, "oogga booga motherf***ers," click, boom!
How are rape and an airplane similar?
The ride gets more annoying when the kid starts screaming.