Noise

Noise jokes

Mouth

    • What is the most noise that comes out of a ladies mouth? Nothing because they never have anything important to say.

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    • Therapist

    • Sy'kyira (😌): I can't wait for the therapist to come.

    Daina (😊): Same, 30 minutes have passed... I also wonder what that loud sound is.

    Sy'kyira (😅): SAME!!!! What, does it sound like a woman suffering???

    Daina (😌): I know, right?

    Noise memes

    Sex

    • Boyfriend: Let's go to bed.

    Girlfriend: No.

    Boyfriend: Why?

    Girlfriend: Because you want sex.

    Boyfriend: No, I don't.

    NEXT MINUTE

    The man could hear banging.

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    • Hospital

    • So there’s this air purifier in my room, right? It’s really noisy, so I unplugged it to sleep better, and sure enough, I fell asleep faster. So I came to the conclusion: if I unplug noisy machines, people will sleep better.

    It worked really well in my local hospital.

    Story

    • A Story:

    I lived in a small house. Behind my house was a big forest. If I went in the forest, then I heard scary sounds. That was very dreadful. I had a son. He was 9 years old. One day he went into the forest and did not come back. I called the police, but it couldn't help. I went looking. I really wanted my son Robby back. I missed him so! With a flashlight and compass, I went into the dark, eerie forest. Then the noises came again, but this time I also heard a scream. A scream from a nine year old child. It was Robby, certainly! I stopped in front of a tunnel.

    Sequel follows...

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    • Difference

    • What's the difference between someone with dystonia and someone with misophonia?

    One makes the annoying noises, while the other hates the annoying noises.

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    • Gun

    • I bought a silencer for my gun, but I don't think it works.

    My victims still scream.

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