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Clock

Chri5 · 3 years ago

We are getting rather close guys.

The image shows a screenshot of a news article about a clock in New York that now displays the time remaining instead of the current time. Below is the Tom cat from Tom and Jerry looking confused with the text "hol up".

Asteroid

Anonymous · 1 year ago

Shitpost-master general

A news headline reads, "An asteroid the size of a small town is headed straight towards India." An illustration shows an asteroid headed toward India from space.

Lyric

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A screenshot of a tweet from user Plain As Day Quavo. The tweet text reads 'Saw people were sharing their favorite lyrics so here's some of mine'. Below are four square panels. The top left panel shows a person covering their face, with the text 'through them hospital doors' and 'FLUSHING SCOTCH "COUGH SYRUP" COYOTE'. The top right panel shows Eminem with a boombox, with the text 'Meanwhile my attention's pulled in another direction. Some receptionist' and 'EMINEM "LIKE TOY SOLDIERS"'. The bottom left panel shows Robert Palmer, with the text 'Doctor, doctor, gimme the news' and 'ROBERT PALMER "BAD CASE OF LOVING YOU (DOCTOR, DOCTOR)"'. The bottom right panel shows Bob Geldof, with the text 'Something's wrong. She was lying on the bed. Crying when I walked in' and 'BOB GELDOF "I CRY TOO"'. Each lyric quote is enclosed in double quotes.

Child

Daddy dick · 3 years ago

How much?

A search bar showing the word "children" followed by "shopping" circled. Below is a picture of Geralt with the text "Hmm."

Election

Anonymous · 1 year ago

Republicans were quick to admit however, that the 22nd Amendment was passed in a stolen election to remove FDR.

A news article with the headline: 4D Chess: Democrats Admit Trump Actually Won In 2020 And Is Now Unable To Serve Third Term. Below the headline is the text: POLITICS - Nov 7, 2024 - BabylonBee.com. Underneath is an image of several politicians standing at a podium with the US flag behind them. The woman at the podium is speaking.

Florida Man

tabs1528 · 1 year ago

The image shows a news report with the headline "Florida Man Disguises Himself in Bull Costume as He Tries to Burn Down Former Lover's House With Pasta Sauce". Below the headline is a picture of a man with dark hair and a slight beard. Below the man's photo, the screen shows the text "Men Use Spaghetti Sauce in Burglary Plot, Deland, Volusia County."

God

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) · 3 years ago

Oop

A skeleton wearing a Russian hat and holding a rifle sits behind a desk with papers. The text overlay says, "Oh god I've done it again" and a search bar with text, "help i accidentally joined the russian mafia."

iPhone

Heroin Monkey · 11 months ago

A person holds an old black and red feature phone. Its small, worn screen displays a Google search page for "iPhone 17" with the "Images" tab selected, showing several small pictures of modern iPhones. The phone's physical keypad is visible below the screen.

School life

GG Miller · 3 years ago

ALWAYS ME

The image shows a minion standing on the right side. On the left side is the text: SCHOOL LIFE: Most Irritating Moments - Morning Alarm. Most Difficult Task - To find Socks. Most Dreadful Journey - Way to Class. Most Lovely Time - Meeting Friends. Most Tragic Moments - Surprise Test in 1st Period. Most Wonderful News - TEACHER IS ABSENT. SHARE IF YOU AGREE.

Summer

Creed (shit isnt availabe) · 1 year ago

A meme featuring text at the top and bottom of an image of actor Mark Wahlberg looking confused. The top text reads "News: Deadly heatwave is coming. Texans:". The bottom text reads "YOU MEAN SUMMER?".

Pigeon

Heroin Monkey · 10 months ago

A split image shows the cartoon character 'The Pigeon' from Mo Willems' children's books on the left, encircled in red. On the right is a serious-looking Donald Trump, wearing a suit and red tie. Below them is a news banner with the text: 'NEWS. TRUMP UNDER FIRE FOR ALLEGEDLY LETTING THE PIGEON DRIVE THE BUS.'

Tucker Carlson

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A meme shows a conversation where one person asks their mom for "Tucker Carlson", but the mom says they have Tucker Carlson at home. The bottom panel shows a person resembling Tucker Carlson with a banner that reads "CUCKER TARLSON", in the style of Fox News.

Death

Cahyani Ambara · 3 years ago

Death

The top panel of the image shows a smiling blue character named Four with an adjacent character standing on a bench. Below this panel, there is text that reads, "Dying is not allowed." The bottom panel shows a live news report with a graph showing a sharp downward trend. At the bottom, the text reads, "BREAKING NEWS" and "DYING RATE DROPS TO 0%"

Page

αmy · 2 years ago

i know what i’m naming my child

A Google search results page for the search term "p girl names." The results include typical names like "Paige," "Patricia," and "Penelope," but also lists "Pakistan International Airlines."

Rent

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A woman's mugshot below a newspaper headline that reads, "'Long Live Chairman Mao!' woman shouts as she decapitates her landlord with a Samurai Sword for raising her rent."

People

freddyfatbear · 3 years ago

:/

The image shows two scenes. The top scene shows two women yelling and pointing. The text "People who watch the news" is below them. The bottom scene shows a golden retriever dog wearing a tie and working on a laptop. The text "Graphic Designers" is below the dog. Behind the dog is a scene of explosions and war.

Tweet

Cosmo idk · 1 year ago

American

TheForeverVirgin · 3 years ago

The image shows a white dog sitting in a pothole filled with water. There is text overlaying the image that says, "Americans will measure with anything but the metric system." A news banner at the bottom says, "Doggy-sized pothole patched on North Side."

Search result

R3Y · 2 years ago

I FAMOUS NOW GUYS

A screenshot of a Google search result for the term "TheUsedFleshlightConnoisseur." The search results include links to worstjokesever.com and an Instagram post by rufuswainwright.

Nuke

LazyBoiiii · 3 years ago

A split image showing two different Woody faces from Toy Story. On the left is Woody with a sinister smile and the right is Woody engulfed in flames. Above the images is a Google search bar with the term "nuke" and the "Shopping" tab highlighted.

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