News jokes

A tiny psychic escaped from jail, and the news said there a small medium at large.

Did you hear about the guy who got electrocuted?

It was quite a shocker.

Did you hear on the news that a midget psychic broke out of jail?

There is a small medium at large.

A prisoner was told how he'll be executed. Needless to say, he was shocked.

How do you stop your newspaper from flying away in the wind? -- Use a news anchor.