Brings a whole new meaning to brotherly love.
My wife wanted something that went from 0 to 80 very quickly.
So I brought her a new bathroom scale
Ur hairline is like a fortnite map at the start of a new season waiting to be identified
Hey! Guess what? I created a new word!
Plagiarism!
All terrorists like starting a new year of with a bang
The best football game was the jets against the New York giants
What did the terrorist do when New York didn’t want his food: Here comes the air plane.
Anyone wanna chat? I'm new and dont know many people
My wife Jean is happy, 😊 pretty, 😍 and pregnant,🤰 boy, 👦 am I glad 😊 I bought her 👩 a new whirlpool washer and dryer. washer $ 249.95 dryer $ 199.95
Yesterday my mom forgot to go grocery shopping and I was starving so I kept opening the fridge about 100 times but nothing new was in their
yo mama so fat when she farts its counted as a new gas element
when your plane heads for new york
How do you scare alot of people in New York? Open a mobile Hotspot named delta in flight wifi.
You can play Jenga in 2 place now New York and Miami (Chaplin Towers:) they prolly have jenga tournaments they’re every year
It puts a whole new spin on meals on wheels. No pun intended.
I wonder if Steven Hawkins was an organ donor cuz i need new parts for my go kart
joker gives batman a coupan for new parents its expired
What does a brand new house, me, and new jewelry box have in common?
We're all empty on the inside.
I would I new life but my dad said it was a mistake to begin with.
Dulux have created a new type of paint its called Sue Grey it covers up everything.
