When the C.I.A. raided Osama Bin Laden’s house, they found steam on his computer this means he was a gamer. He raged a little too hard and went for New York.
In the new Justice League movie Flash can break glass by touching it, why is that? Because Flash is not supported on Windows.
Have you seen Dolly Parton’s new shoes? Neither has she!
KATGOD HERE IS A NEW CHAT BOX
today I invented a new word plagiarism
I got a new job at a trampoline park the other day. If I’m being honest it’s got its ups and downs
What does the difference between your new teacher and a train? Your teacher says spit out your gum but a train says Choo Choo!
What do you call someone who gets killed at 12 o clock on new years. First kill of the match
What's the difference between China and New York City?
In China, the Asians ride ON the trains. In New York City, they usually end up riding UNDER them.
So my mom looked in the mirror today and we need a new one
Have you ever heard about the new virus in china it called hupun.hupunDEEZ NUTS!!
have you ever been to the new disney park called sawcon?
Sawcon deez nutz
i hate my birthday for my first birthday my mom gave me my life i liked it when it was new and fun now its broken and sad and i wanna take it back
So my ex invited me to dinner with her new boyfriend. Her boyfriend said "hi." I said, " knife to meet you."
🚘 what is as old as the earth 🌎 and new every month? The moon
I saw an orphan and i said, yo.
He said what do you want.
I said, "to be your new father"
"Realy??!" the orphan said,
Me, lol no.
Orphan *Jumps into street*
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the concert?
Because he wanted to reach NEW HEIGHTS in his performance
It's obvious Bill Gates didn't create COVID
none of his other products are able to release new versions this frequently
my son is such a miserable brat, I bought him a brand new trampoline for christmas and all he wants to do is sit in his wheelchair and cry.
I drove my new rainbow-colored car today. For some reason, it wouldn't go straight.
