Worst Jokes Ever
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t have a home to run to.
Q: Why are orphans so successful? A: Because when they were younger, they got told, "Go big or go home," and only had one option.
"Hi, this is Dave's orphanage—you make it, we take it."
Yo mama's so fat, when she wants to take a bath, they need to make more H2O.
What is Saturn's favorite movie?
Lord of the Rings.
I told an orphan there were 363 days in a year.
If ugliness was a brick, you would be the Great Wall of China.
My grandpa said, "You kids rely on too much electronics." I said, well we will see about that. *unplugging life support* me: *oops*
Peyk 47 said that Kobe Bryant is not a legend, but he is.
Today is Good Friday, so there will be no meat for us to eat. Instead, we have to do what lesbians do and eat fish.
I'm so depressed that when I smile, my Face ID doesn't recognize me.
What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping bag?
One is dangerous for kids if put on their face, the other one is used to carry groceries.
My mum is a vegan. She brings us to after school seitan.
What kind of chocolate do racists hate?
Dark chocolate.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game? Adopt Me!
I thought you played football 'cause you're hairline is receiving.
I knew you played football because your hairline is receding.
Your hairline got pulled back. You look like you've been climbing Chris, and you got smacked up by Will Smith.
My nan must really love the quiet game, she's been playing it for ages.
Q: What's the difference between a Hispanic and a stoner?
A: Stoners have papers.