Worst Jokes Ever

I went to visit my friend who is a stand up comedian and I asked him, "Why do you have so much art supplies, clothing fabrics, and building supplies in your basement?"

He responded with, "I don't know what it is people think I need it all for, but almost every time I perform, people tell me I need new material!"

What's the difference between a black dad and a boomerang? A boomerang comes back.

A Chinese couple had a black baby and named it Sum Ting Wong.

So, one day Kylin Banks was playing football. Then he saw Violet. After he saw her, he got bricked up. Then he ran after her and rubbed his pickle all over her. She was so happy.

What's the difference between men and pigs? Pigs don't turn into men when they drink.

When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people.

I accidentally handed my wife a glue stick instead of a chapstick. She still isn't talking to me.

Time waits for no man, time is obviously a woman.

I asked my wife to embrace her mistakes.

She gave me a hug.

What's the most expensive haircut you can get? Chemotherapy.

What do you call a cute boy with Down syndrome?

Awwtistic.

Want to know how to fit 71 people in a car? Two in the front while we handle 69 in the back.

asdf.

My friend just told me about reverse exorcisms.

In these, the demon tells the priest to get out of the child.

Technoblade says, "Punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?"

Harry Potter is a movie about a grown adult man with an unhealthy obsession with a teenage boy.

I lit a retirement home on fire so that all the seniors can be cremated for free.

I became anti-furry because I don't want Doom Slayer after me.

"Lord of the Rings" is about a group of white Americans taking nine hours to return jewelry.

It's not a hate crime if you don't hate the person.