Worst Jokes Ever
Why can't an orphan hit a home run?
He's got no home to run to.
How does a cannibal start a wedding reception?
He toasts the groom.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite instrument? Little skin flutes.
Why do emo people hang each other? Because they're too "Hengruy."
I pulled a prank on my friend the other day. I painted a portrait of the backrooms blueprints while he was sleeping. Still had some extra space.
Why can't orphans be gay? They don't have a closet to come from.
If being sexy was a crime, you can call me......... a law-abiding citizen.
"I bought my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday. He later told me it was the most violent book he'd ever read."
🌵funking prick!
Son: “Dad, did you get the results of the DNA test back?”
Dad: “Call me George.”
Why is it that if you donate a kidney, people love you? But if you donate five kidneys, they call the police.
Meow meow, I'm a cow and I like cum cum cum.
What do you call Panera bread that has been weathered and eventually gathered and via cementation and pressure, it becomes a layer of different materials and is also one of the most common types of rock in the sea?
Panera Sed!
I'm Pastor Moe Mister, Moe Lester.
I don't struggle with depression, I'm used to it.
What do you get when you mix a cow with an earthquake??
Milkshake.
What's the difference between a low tide and your hairline?
Nothing, they're both receding.
The optimistic midget's coffin was half full.
Q: What do you call a shed full of black fellas?
A: Retired Farming Machinery.
Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.