Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mamma so fat, when she tried to sit down the chair ran away.
How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends how hard you throw them.
Every like this gets, I will kill a telemarketer.
Every dislike, I will kill a cute puppy.
Every comment, I will kill your ex bf or gf and send you a PS5.
vgvgvgh.
I pushed a disabled kid into a fire and called him "hot wheels."
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I thought Shrek was ugly, until I saw you.
Every time someone calls me fat, I get so depressed I cut myself... a piece of cake.
Turn the comments into a school shootout ;)
1 like = 1 more child in my basement.
You have two parts of [your] brain, "left" and "right". In the left side, there's nothing right. In the right side, there's nothing left.
Yo mama so ugly, she went to a fat concert and they said no experts allowed! 😂
What kind of cold flu do the Japanese get? The Koflu.
I make weed disappear, what's your superpower?
1 like = 1 kid in the bed with me.
Why do orphans use water for cereal? Cause their dad never came back with the milk.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
Why is an orphan afraid to play baseball?
They are afraid they won't find home.
Yo mama so fat, survivors of the Titanic said a fat girl on the bow was so heavy, the ship started to sink, but when she reached the stern, the ship split.
Why couldn’t an orphan go to a family restaurant?
Because an orphan doesn’t have a family.
My depressed friend said he wanted to jump off of a bridge but he didn’t wanna commit suicide. I told him if you jump and yell "parkour," it’ll just be a failed stunt.