We were making jokes before the second tower even fell!
Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call Panera bread when it’s on top of someone?
Panera head.
A special quote: “I was gonna slap that girl into tomorrow!”
A special quote: “No, Mackenzie! You're the savage beast!”
I stole a wheelchair. I knew the owner would come crawling back.
What is 1+2? 0-23 CKerk.
Why can't the Ctrl key cross the road? Because it is an 8-lane highway.
Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because they can't.
What is the worst Just Dance game? Just Dance 3.
What do you call a door that bells? A doorbell.
what do you call it when you get married in Panera Bread?
Panera Wed.
Orphans around my area only watched Youtube Shorts.
I asked them and then realized they can't click the home button.
Why are all lesbians bad at math?
Because they can't multiply.
What did the Chinese guy say to the Italian guy?
同性恋球蜥蜴 (translate it)
What did the neutron say to the atom?
"Sandwiches, dude!"
What did a tree say to the tomato?
Nothing! Trees don't talk, silly.
Why are feminist rape claims never taken seriously? Nobody wants to rape fat, hairy gorillas.
How can all rape be prevented? Just teach your daughters to never say no to a man. There - fixed!
What were the webs?
Why can't Stephen Hawking be the real Slim Shady?
Because he can't stand up, can't stand up.
