You're so poor that homeless people feel sorry for you.
Worst Jokes Ever
You're so poor that you can't pay for a public school.
I don’t know why I’m in jail. So, basically, I was at a gun range, and we were supposed to hit the targets, even though I hit it.
Why can orphans only have iPhones 14s? Because they can't have a home button.
“Who are the fastest readers in the world?”
“The 9/11 pilots, they did 30 stories in 7 seconds.”
"(My beard actually connects.)" "Like the connection you never had with your father."
What song did the Titanic victims listen to as they died?
Ice, Ice Baby!!
Time really freezes when you're stuck on a sinking ship.
Biden and Trump.
That's it. That's the joke.
Are you a school? 'Cause I wanna shoot kids in you.
What did Rob O'Neill say before he shot Osama Bin Laden between the eyes?
"Go to HELLakbar!"
If you're seeing this, this is your sign to go fuck yourself.
Being pro-life.
For my birthday on September 11th this year, I just want a plane, but delicious, chocolate cake.
All you pro-life Christian motherfuckers can go die, lol.
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite song?
"Under The Sea!!!!! Under The Sea!!!" - The Little Mermaid
Get it ;) Dead ass motherfucker.
You're so ugly, even the World Trade Center got a better transformation than you.
Bush is innocent, he's white...
Abortion is beautiful. I wish we could all be aborted.
September 11th is the superior birthday because no one forgets it. #flexingonyoubitches ;)
