Worst Jokes Ever
Why are Americans so bad at Clash? They already lost two towers.
When you're in the World Trade Center and you connect to airplane wifi.
When you're in the World Trade Center and you connect to airplane wifi.
If someone is bullying you for being fat, remember, you're the bigger person, a MUCH bigger person.
What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story and a Catholic priest?
One goes limp when a child walks in the room.
A police officer pulls over two Catholic priests. He says he's looking for two child molesters.
The Catholic priests look at each other: "We'll do it!"
What do you call a Panera Bread you write with?
Panera lead.
What's an astronaut's favorite game? Space-ball!
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Why can't Asians play cricket?
Because they will eat the ball.
What do you call a black person in a dark room?
Invisible.
I wonder how many people read this wrong.
Teacher on school bus, "Everybody sit down now, the bus is about to start."
Ben: "I’m not going to sit down. I don’t want to."
Teacher: "You have to, or else you have to get off the bus."
Teacher: "*stands up*"
Ben: "Then you should get off the bus 'cause you're not sitting."
If 6 is afraid of 7 because 7 8 9, why is 10 scared?
(10 is in between 9/11)
9/11 was a round of Clash of Clans. They knocked down two towers, not three.
My ex's dad died while she was texting me. She said she had a boyfriend, but I told her I had a dad.
I had a cake for my gender reveal party. I cut it, and the inside was yellow...
"Twin Towers?" More like "Broke Towers."
A Make-A-Wish patient wanted to see Black Panther IRL, so I pulled his plug.
What do you call a bald pig? Technoblade! HAHAHAHAHAHA