I told a furry, "Don't call yourself a joke!" I said to the furry, "Joke has meanings."
Worst Jokes Ever
I told a Chinese man, "Which is better, cats or dogs?"
He said, "Dogs."
I said, "Why?"
He said, "Because dogs tasted better than cats."
Mmmm, bread. I love Panera Bread.
This is unrelated, but where I live, there is no Panera Bread. Y'know what that's called?
No Panera Bread.
What do you call it when a man named Ned works at Panera Bread?
Panera Ned.
I'm on a roll with my jokes, right now!
I will never forget my grandpa's last words, Hold the ladder!
What do you call it when Panera Bread is a book?
Panera Read.
Why can’t dinosaurs clap?
Because they're dead.
Credit to my boy tippecanoe3 for this joke.
What do you call it when Panera isn’t hungry?
Panera fed.
Credit to RogueRobot for this one:
What does Panera sleep in?
Panera bed.
What do you call it when an orphan goes to Panera Bread?
"Panera, my parents are dead."
What do you call it when Panera Bread shuts down?
Panera is dead.
Why can't New York City play chess?
Because they lost 2 towers!
This is a true fact, the letter "F" in orphan stands for family.
Go touch some grass, bro.
Troll your friend by saying "I" and saying "cup," and then tell them that that means "I see you pee."
LOL
There is also "lettuce cup," which means "let us see you pee."
Orphans have it lucky.
When teachers threaten to call parents, the orphans say, "Try me."
When teachers give homework, orphans say, "Where?"
I was sitting in class, and the teacher said he wasn't disappointed in me and my best friend, but not so much in me.
I looked at my best friend and said, "I'm a disappointment to the teacher, too."
Doctors in the Middle Ages, Plague doctor: "I must have some herbs to block out bad air."
Doctors now: "God, WTF were we doing back then?"
Why did my parents walk to the other side?
...Why?
Chuck Norris sneezed and sent 2 planes flying... on September 11, 2001.
Why did the dinosaur take a bath?
So it can get ex-stinked!
