Worst Jokes Ever
I like my cigars like I like my women:
Seven years old coming from Cuba in a burlap sack.
What was the Roman Empire cut in half by?
A pair of Caesars.
I like my women like a day: 24 year olds. 24 hours of fun.
Have you ever said no? Did they keep going?
kys
What is the difference between a school bully and a feminist?
The school bully does not hide behind their computer screen.
In my house, good sex sounds like seals slapping each other.
Santa gives a boy a bike and a soccer ball for Christmas. This upsets the boy. Why?
Answer: He has no legs. The boy has no legs.
What does Michael Jackson and a Playstation have in common?
They're both made of plastic and children turn them on.
There's nothing more depressing than a failed suicide attempt.
Asshole.
I saw a person raping a woman in an alleyway. I decided to help...she doesn't stand a chance between us.
My friend asked me:
Friend: "How much is your body worth?"
Me: "1 million."
Friend: "1 million dollars?!"
Me: "No. 1 million kilograms."
Friend: "Oh."
So my ex invited me to dinner with her new boyfriend.
Her boyfriend said "Hi."
I said, "Knife to meet you!"
Steven Hawking said there is no God,
Then God said there is no Steven Hawking.
What's longer than a penis?
About anything.
Hippity hoppity, women are property!
Yo mama so stupid... She tried to climb...
Mountain Dew!
Yo mama so fat, when she joined Team 10...
It became TEAM, 10, TONS!
Yo mama so fat, when she plays Undertale, Omega Flowey's mouth isn't big enough to eat her!