Worst Jokes Ever
Oliver Savage's life.
Louie being born.
Oliver Savage.
Louie Fennell.
Oliver Savagê.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Lickalotofpuss.
A man and a boy are walking into a forest. It begins to get dark. The boy says "Mister, I'm scared." The man replies "How do you think I feel, I have to walk back alone."
The real reason Steven Hawking died is he was drunk and tried to go down a flight of stairs.
Why does Mexico not have a good athletics team? Because anyone who can run or jump is already over the wall.
Atheists don't solve exponential equations because they don't believe in higher powers.
I ain’t a chicken, but I ate a duck before.
Why wasn’t the duck afraid to cross the road? Because he wasn’t chicken!
Your forehead looks like the inside of a Malteser.
What are the similarities between an American teen and an old Muslim man?
They both choose who they want.
There was a guy how had a stroke, eh.
He's all right.
Why can't Americans trade with other countries? We lost the trading center!
Why did the cat meow?
Because it's a cat, and they meow.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't coming.
Did you know Hellen Keller has a pool?
Neither did she.
Why did Steven Hawking die?
He lost Wi-Fi connection and didn't get the data plan.