Worst Jokes Ever
It's not surprising there isn't a whole lot of good tree jokes.
Most foresters have a wooden personality.
What is similar between a ton of kids and some boxes?
Both of those are commonly found in basements.
Now from the top, make it drop, that's a WAP, that's a WAP.
Just.
Old.
Killer.
Epigrams.
Some dude called me a tool.
So later I got hammered and nailed his girlfriend.
Guess he was right :/
It was 2017, and lots of people were hating RiceGum because he released "Frick Da Police," a diss track insulting Idubbbz's Content Cop video on RiceGum.
A few hours after the diss track was released, someone went to Rice's house and spray painted "Asian Jake Paul" on the wall of the front of his house.
Rice went to "meet" Idubbbz, then he saw the graffiti.
"WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEREEEEEEEEEEEEEE?"
Hours later, police found 4 suspects.
"Explain."
Sus 1: I don't vandalize.
Sus 2: I was staying indoors because it was rainy.
Sus 3: I fucking hate RiceGum, but I would not ruin his cheap ass house lol.
Sus 4: I eat bricks.
Police: I know who.
RiceGum: Who?
Police: ITS-
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Notice anything in the number crowd?
Comment the answer below and I will see who is correct.
My granddad died in Auschwitz in WW2...
He fell from a tower.
I'm doing a new thing where you say an object in the comments, and I will try to make a joke based off the object.
If you are interested, you can submit an object in the comments.
I will give the person credit each joke I do.
What do you call a sexually attracted pizza who spoons another pizza?
A Topping.
When you want to commit suicide, just say "Allahu Akbar," there will definitely be a blast.
My friend is so short, whenever I dance with her, it’s like dancing with a golf tee.
Why did the bee buzz off?
Because he had to bee somewhere.
What's the difference between a child and a book?
One doesn't scream when you snap its neck.
Why do bees sting?
Because they're pricks.
Q: What happens when a pig plays tug-of-war?
A: Pulled pork.
Me: "You wanna see my dad?"
Some kid: "Yeah?"
Me: "Close your eyes and he will appear."
Some kid: "He ain't appearing."
Me: "Sorry I thought he would appear for you. He won't appear for me."
*The kid laughs*
Moral: Not everything is supposed to be funny text if you notice what was really going on. 🙃
Your mama is so ugly that her birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom company.
The news of the brother getting sucked off regularly by his sister spread really fast... all over her face 🤤.
What do you call a white girl who can run faster than her brothers?
A redneck virgin.
What phone do midgets use?
A MICROphone.