Worst Jokes Ever
Hi, I did not get it when I went home to walk home from home and walk, walk, walk.
Brojobs are like air. It's not important until you don't have any.
What animal is always at a baseball game? A bat.
Why did you always see Michael Jackson wearing two white gloves?
Because masturbation is against Michael Jackson's religious beliefs.
After I am dead during my funeral service, I want someone to play my favorite song by Boy George and Culture Club, "Church of the Poison Mind."
Is Sam Ryan a Reddit King?
Why is Sam Ryan a redditor? Because he is.
Who is the king of Reddit?
Sam Ryan.
An orphan walks into a bar and the barman says, "What are you doing here? You need parent's permission!"
"Oh no, who will I ask?" the orphan says.
What do me and a casino machine have in common? It takes about 50 pumps to get to the jackpot.
Why can’t orphans order from Costa?
They need a parent or guardian with them.
What's the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms?
One's a good year and one's a great year.
Let’s stick together!
What is the best day to go to the beach?
On Sunday.
What happens when the music note starts to misbehave?
Then he gets into treble!
Oh, he needs some milk!
Like if you know what ashes are.
What kind of dogs do miners like best?
Golden retrievers, haha, get it?
I miss playing baseball.
Have a great year!