Worst Jokes Ever

Nobody:

Titanic: sYnCccCc

Iceberg: yAaaYeEee

People: yAaanOooO

Ocean: fUuudD

What's green and sticky?

... A stick.

Dario is gay.

We all know Steven can’t post on here because he can’t pass the robot test.

What is Stephen Hawking's mum?

Your mum!

Kid asks, "What is dark humor?" Me *points*, "See that guy across the street..." Kid: "I can't... I'm blind." Me: "Exactly."

Why can't orphans play at a McDonald's play place? They don't have parent supervision.

When is a door not a door?

When it is ajar.

What is a gay man's favorite hobby?

Cockfighting.

I went to a stand up show with the person who made my life a joke.

To be the perfect German, you need to be as thin as Göring, as tall as Goebbels, and as blonde as Hitler.

What's worse than placing 10 babies in a trash can?

Placing 1 baby in 10 trash cans...

Hi, how are you? I was busy doing something right. I just texted because me and my dad were going to.

What do you call a magic car that I can do to help me out for you and I will be doing a great day?

Yo momma so fake, even Barbie got jealous of her!

Yo momma so skinny, she wipes with floss!

Your momma is so skinny, she hula hoops with a Cheerio!

I was going to tell a dead baby joke, but I decided to abort.

Why did the orange start blushing?

Because it saw the salad dressing!

When I was a child, I was made to walk the plank... We couldn't afford a dog.