Worst Jokes Ever

Here is a dark joke for you guys... "Why do pornstars scream, "DADDY!" in their videos? Because they were child molested by their father!"

I named my dog "5 miles," so now I can tell people I walk "5 miles" everyday. 😏😎

Q: Why did the boy not eat the banana?

A: He was scared the juice might come out.

What are the 3 shortest words in the English language?

“Is It In?”

My teacher is a rapist.

I will mummyfry you!

What’s a Muslim’s favorite car?

A Citroën C4.

A prostitute walks in the bar, and she goes up to the bartender and says, "I just made $100 and 5¢ sucking dick." The bartender says, "Who gave you the 5¢?" The prostitute says, "They all did!"

What kind of vacuum does an abortion center use? A: Dyson.

What did Pluto say to Saturn while barbecuing steaks?

"Mine is meatier than yours."

I want to die in my sleep, like grandpa did, not screaming and crying like the people on the bus he drove.

I'm going to open a wellness center for ASD kids to be able to express themselves through music and painting. I will call it Artism!

What is an orphan's favorite flower? Self-raising. 😂

What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!

We are going to a country called Bangkok. When we are there, we will Bangkok.

Your mom is so fat that she broke your crush!

Me: I'ma sign up to be a clown.

My friend: Why?

Me: Because my life is a joke. 😂

My friend asked for something dark and creamy. I said..... "GU KHA".

Are you a rope? Because I wanna hang with you.

I was looking forward to some toast...

So I took the toaster in the bath with me.