Worst Jokes Ever
What did the sea do when it saw the beach?
It waved!
Me and my friend's life story on a daily basis.
What does a bullet and milk have in common? They both take out your dad.
Octopus.
I would post a joke, but maybe it's too deadpan.
What do oranges sweat?
Orange juice. 😂🍊❤️
How many black people does it take to start a protest? -1.
The reason Stephen Hawking died was because he switched WiFi routers from Sky to Virgin, so his computer lagged out.
Bleach solves so many problems: stains, dirty dishes, messes, and overpopulation.
Last words of the captain of the Titanic... "Where's all this water come from?"
What was the score of the basketball game in Africa?
Eight-nothing.
What do you call it when a friend calms his suicidal friend? "Hang in there, buddy."
What did Stevie Wonder see when he got murdered?
Nothing.
There was always that one specific person you thought ruined your life, but it turns out your life has always been ruined by you being in it.
What do you call a pillow that has been on the bed for 20 years in jail?
A criminal! 😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃
A man was asked by his 21 years old daughter, "Dad, how do you give a blowjob to a man that has a big dick?"
Her father replied, "Honey, you should have watched me last night. It was inside my mouth. Does it cycle now?"
Where's the best place to spawn camp at the hospital?
The maternity ward.
Fail and fall mean the same thing when it’s downstairs.
The other day my friend messaged me saying, "bro I have two pieces of bad news for you." I told him to combine them. He replied with, "your girlfriend is cheating on both of us."
I have the best life coach ever, because he taught me to not care. He did it so well that he died last week, and I still don’t care.