Worst Jokes Ever
Slavery has existed in the western world for 3 centuries, but in the Arab regions it has existed before and is still going on, so why don’t people talk about it?
Because it’s only bad when white people do it.
Why can’t Asians play baseball?
Because they can’t see the ball.
When is it acceptable to hit a dwarf?
When he dances with your wife and says her hair smells nice...
What do you call a one-legged hippo?
A hoppo!
Last time Kenny ate a vegetable, he got banned from his mom's nursing home.
An old man saw the TikTok trend of people throwing it back. The old man wanted to do it with his wife. The man set up everything needed and did the video. He threw it back first, then his wife, but instead of an old lady, it was ashes.
Your butt looks so big, it's bigger than Sam Hill.
Q: What do you call an orphan's family tree?
A: A stump.
So, if she gargles your cum, is that a jacuzzi daycare?
What happened after George Floyd went to the drugstore to buy zicam extreme congestion relief? George Floyd was able to breathe again
Q: Why did the first Koala fall off the tree? A: Because it was dead.
Q: Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead too.
Q: Why did the third Koala fall off the tree? A: Because it was hit by the other two Koalas on the way down.
Q: Why did the fourth Koala fall off the tree? A: Because it thought it was a game and joined in.
Q: Why did the fifth Koala fall off the tree? A: Because it was curious to see where the others were going.
Q: Why did the sixth Koala fall off the tree? A: It was tied to the fifth koala.
Q: Why did the seventh Koala fall off the tree? A: Peer group pressure.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
She had no arms. "Knock knock." Who's there? Not Sally.
Killing someone is better than killing yourself.
How many kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
Apparently not 27. Because my basement's still dark...
What's the difference between a baby and an onion?
I cry when I chop onions.
A son asked his mom: "Why are the lines in the LGBTQ community flag straight?"
I was about to make a baby joke but then decided to abort.
How's your day going?
Shut up, I didn't ask.
Use code tiko#teamfish
So one time I was looking up the definition of "accident" because I was a little dumbo and didn’t know what it meant. Then my sister walks up behind me and points at the word and says, “That’s you!” (meaning that I was an accident).
A few minutes later, we had a big family meeting and my dad said to my sister, “Sweetie, you were an accident. We didn’t mean to make you, but we still love you with everything we’ve got.”
My sister never talked to me again and left the house. She was 17 when she left. Seriously, 17-year-olds just never mature, huh?
They'll never do reverse cowgirl because you never turn your back on family.