Worst Jokes Ever
School. School is a slavery joke and a Nazi joke combined.
These are all racist. 😂
What did the horse say when his throat was sore?
I have a hoarse throat!
If 7 8 9, why was 10 scared?
Because he was between 9 11.
I have a big cock.
The other day my girlfriend asked me to hand her the red lipstick, so I handed her the dog.
The difference between my life and a joke is that a joke has meaning.
We are always joking around about being adopted, when really we are still living in the orphanage.
Error code 404. "Will to live" not found.
Smileandtalk.exe has stopped working.
My girlfriend told me the dishwasher was leaking, so I brought home some tampons.
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but a crowbar could do it so much quicker.
Funny thing happened today, my dad came home from work which is weird cause he’s a suicide bomber.
Slit your wrists.
Imagine this... you're a lesbian, and you're doing it with your cannibal girlfriend. You say, "Eat me, baby!"
She pulls out a knife and fork.
What do cannibals think when they see a pregnant woman?
"Kinder Egg surprise."
I liked the chocolate mousse cake joke.
What did a skeleton say when he's alone?
"I'm so bonely..."
Yo mama so ugly Joe Biden was jelly.
What's a depressed person's favorite drink? A dipresso espresso.
You know how in the movie, "Nightmare Before Christmas," they say they're making Christmas?
I thought Mary and Joseph did, but okay.