Worst Jokes Ever
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What goes 200 mph and is red?
Babies in a blender.
There was a fire at my high school when I was in Year 7.
When the local newspaper interviewed my teacher, they asked her how she was seeing the "bright side" of it.
She said, "Well, at least our new students got a warm welcome!"
54 students died that day.
All then are bad.
When you're angry, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Yo Mama so fat, she has a Twinkie inside of a Twinkie inside of her fat ass motherfucking belly button!
What is the pedophile's favorite shoe?
White vans.
When a clock goes forward, it's tic-tac, but when Rommel goes backwards, it's tactic!
Last Christmas, I took a picture of your mom.
It's still printing.
I've been taking Viagras for sunburn.
It keeps the sheets off my bed at night!
Why is the cheetah so fast?
Because it can't walk slow.
What's the difference between dad jokes and bad jokes?
The letter b.
Why don't you see any more fat Chinese men?
Because the last Chinese man was in WW2.
What kind of tree fits in your hands?
My teacher said, "Say welcome to our new student; he's an orphan." The teacher said, "Is anyone missing?" I said, "That kid's parents."
Do you know why Jesus is so popular with the ladies??
Haven't you ever seen pictures of the guy? He was hung like this... 🤚--------🤪----------✋
I said "Uranus!" and the girl beside me face-palmed. I wonder what I did wrong?
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the British bastard and get the egg roll.
Why don't you wanna taco 'bout it? Cause it's nacho problem!