Worst Jokes Ever
Doctor, Doctor, I discovered one of the base pairs in my genetic code is erroneously a stop codon?
Nonsense! That shouldn't be happening!
What do you call a stabbed pig?
Porkchopped.
What is a pig's favorite Food Network channel?
Pork Chopped!
Hah, got 'em (I guess)!
What is an emoticon's favorite dessert?
An emochi. (search up mochi)
*insert a joke here*
My friend committed suicide yesterday... At least he went out with a bang.
What’s a hairdresser’s favorite roast? Flat iron roast.
What do you call hot cups?
Sunglasses.
Indian? Did or feather?
What do you get when you cross jokes and cum?
CUMedy.
When a bomb goes off, they call it an explosion.
When Keemstar exposes someone, they call it an exposion.
What happened when the fire used Tinder?
He luckily got a lot of matches.
What do Karens do when they have free time?
They do KARENoke and sing a Karen song.
Rape jokes aren't funny.
September 2020: Three makeup tutorialists, James Charles, Jeffree Star, and Tati Westbrook have gone through smoke after the controversy surrounding the three of them. Honestly, Tati and Jeffree are trash. I just don't find their content interesting, and I don't watch James Charles, but I also dislike his content.
Okay here's your funny joke!
Who is the best makeup artist?
Just because Jeffree has "Star" at the end doesn't mean he is best.
What's the best way to find the Twin Towers?
Bucket.
What is an orphan's favorite toy? A mom and dad action figure.
What did the butt cheek say to the other when you open us a big order of "choochie man" comes out?
Why was the kid sad?
He was adopted.
I have an account at the website Memedroid.
My name is J0K35FromWJE.
Feel free to follow me, and I WILL upload to Memedroid (I might not upload daily).
I will still make jokes here jlyk (just letting you know).
Ok here's your joke now...
What did one pizza say to the other when they were in bed?
"Can I have a pizza that ass?"
I am a fruitcake. Why? Because I’m fruity and nutty. That’s the joke. Tada!