I don't call it arson. I call it warming up.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't find a home.
So Little Johnny saw a robbery, so he tried to stop the robber. To the robber's surprise, he was amazed. So Johnny got 20 shots to the head. The End.
Why is 8 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9. If you think it doesn't make sense, then it is "7 ate 9."
tell some one to spell Icup
ans- it will say I see you pee!!
When is rape normal?
When it's called an unplanned pregnancy.
How is the weather down there?
What's the difference between my girlfriend and my uncle?
My girlfriend didn't go to jail for loving me.
I once put the Bible in the fiction section.
Orphans are the best targets for bullying, since who are they gonna cry to? Their parents?
What's a difference between a apple and a emo kid? one falls while the other hangs.
An Asian walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Do you, too, sing 'One Long Toy Cow'?"
The bartender says to the Asian, "Sorry, I don't speak Chinese."
Your mama's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror, it said, "Viewer discretion advised!"
Why did the Italian cross the road?
C'era un uliveto.
Why is Russia invading Ukraine?
«Мы хотим вернуть Советский Союз!»
Your mother is so fat, she doesn’t need...
What’s the similarity between a broken pencil and my life? They’re both pointless.
Why do orphans play GTA so much?
Because they can be wanted for once.
If you ever become depressed, try drinking a gallon of water before going to sleep... That'll give you a reason to get up in the morning.
How long does it take for a depressed person to change a light bulb?
5 days. & I’m pretty proud of myself.
