Worst Jokes Ever
I've been looking for my parents for years.
For the life of me, I can't remember where I hid their bodies.
Lettuce: Tomato, you're doing great!
Tomato: Thanks for the condiment!
Yo mama so fat, I stood next to her and lost cell phone reception.
Why can't orphans get five stars in GTA? Because they weren't wanted.
What do you call dead?
(Not Michael Jackson)
Playing hide and seek with Helen Keller wasn’t the best idea you’ve had all day.
I bet you like men!
In America, you work on a plantation.
In Soviet Russia, the plantation works on you!
What do you call an emo committing suicide while filming it?
America's Funniest Home Videos.
One day, a priest loses his cock (chicken). He goes to the church and says, "Who has seen a cock?" All the women raised their hands. "No, who has seen a cock that is not theirs?" Half the women's hands went up. "No, no, no, who has seen my cock?" All the nuns' hands went up.
My mother was so sad after my grandpa's death, she went into the bathroom with my uncle, and I could hear their moans of sorrow. She then surprised me later on, saying that she was pregnant.
What is the coolest bath bomb for emos?
A toaster.
Friends are like bananas. If you peel their skin off and eat them, they die.
Why did the transgender girl want to be a boy?
Because momma never raised no pussy.
Why do Indians have a red dot on their head?
Because they're recording.
My advice to suicidal people: just hang in there. 🕺
You're an orphan and blind. You have cancer. You will die in 3 days. Merry Xmas!
Harry Potter is now Harry Orphan.
Spider-Man, more like spider orphan.
"Spider-Man: No Way Home," know why he’s an orphan now?