My name is Shelly Bobby... I don't know my last name.
Worst Jokes Ever
Mommy, when will daddy come back?
I'm not your mom...
In America, mom births you.
In Soviet Russia, you birth mom.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair smoking weed?
A baked potato.
Want to hear a joke about prostitution?
Never mind, it's whoreable :)
How to surprise a blind man: put a plunger in the toilet!
I'll never forget my grampa's last words, "Stop shaking the ladder, you cunt!"
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they like to feel wanted!
Every good joke has its delivery, except abortion jokes, because they have none.
People joking about 9/11.
Random kid: "You shouldn’t joke about that! I lost my dad on 9/11."
Oh.
"Yeah, he was the greatest pilot ever!"
Kid at Wish: I wish I could be Batman.
Doctor: Okay, shoots mum and dad. Doctor: I guess now you’ll have to be gay, you wanted to be like Batman.
No one.
Why are priests called father?
I don’t know why.
Because calling them daddy is too suspicious.
Little Johnny asked the teacher why you were no shirt. Teacher says, "Because I want to." The teacher drops her pencil and picks it up. The class starts laughing.
"What's so funny?" A kid took off your bra, and we see your squish sexy boobs.
What does a waiter in a Chinese restaurant call a customer that won't leave a tip? A "plick."
Hey, you know Slugma?
Slugma balls.
If a woman gets raped, just walk away, don't bother. Cheer on the rapist if you want.
They believe they are equal to men, right? So they are able to fight back, right? Then prove it! My EQUALITY!
Did your dad ever tell you he was going to get milk... But then never came back lol? 😅
Daday, chill, piss. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
You so fat you got thrown out the window, but the window threw you back inside.
Why did the moon go to sleep? Because he was bossy.
