Worst Jokes Ever
Say all you want about priests, but at least they drive slowly in school zones.
Why do Orphans like school?
Because they don't have a home to go back to afterwards.
If 6 guys are in a room with each other, is it technically a 6-pack?
What did the floor say to the ceiling?
"I look up to you."
Twin Towers? No plane, plane targets.
I'm having lunch on the roof of the Twin Towers, and the biggest plane I've ever seen is flying toward...
I was happy for once, and my family was happy I was happy, but that all changed when they found out I was thinking about bridges and humans.
What are the similarities between orphans and unripe strawberries?
None of them get picked.
I hit a ball with a bat, it was called animal abuse.
How do you spell ihop?
Then spell ihop and say "ness".
Why can't orphans get a job?
Because they don't have a home.
Why can't a Leicester fan pull girls? He can only do the fox trot.
A kid decided to burn his house down.
His dad watched, tears in his eyes. He put his arm around the mom and said, "That's arson."
A boy tried to give a tree a high-five, but instead, he ended up hanging.
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Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana.
Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said you know you wanna.
Jill said yes as he grabbed her dress,
and they had a little fun.
Jill forgot her pills so now they have a son.
How many emos does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they just sit there and cry in the dark.
Today was the worst day ever. My ex got ran over by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver.
Why did the panda cross the road to get to the bamboo house?
So I went to my friend's house and he told me to make myself at home, so I kicked him out. I don't like visitors.