Osama bin Laden back from the dead!!! 💣💣💣💥💥💥🔥🔥🔥🌇
My dad died during 9/11, he was the best pilot in all Saudi Arabia.
No joke. I just want to say that my thoughts are with the Ukrainian people, and I wish them the best. Best of luck.
Why can't orphans become a criminal? Because she isn't wanted
What do you need an apple because you got an "izzy?"
Aha, tomato macaroni is bad, hahaha.
(I don't even know what on earth I put here, but okay.)
I made a website for orphans the thing is there was no homepage.
What did Little Johnny say to his dad?
Johnny: "Dad, please not again! I'm too young!"
What's life if you don't have one...
What is the worst comedy for disabled people?
Stand-up comedy!
What do you call a German lesbian? A Kraut Muncher.
An Oxymoron: A “Normal Autistic”.
You masturbate...
AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
You won't get any Squirtle and Bulbasaur pets.
I was reading the news and read that a kid killed his family, and when they interviewed him, he said he wanted to become Batman.
I cummed on the alley.
What is an orphan’s least favorite movie?
"Spider-Man," because it told them there was no way home.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to stop the Cold War with a heater.
Orgasm means two things:
1. During you masturbate.
2. You torture phantoms.
Squirtle to Bulbasaur: "You kinda cum... like a baka..."
Your mom is SOO stupid, she was studying for a COVID test.
