Worst Jokes Ever

One day a son and his grandad were smoking.

Too bad only the sun was smoking. :)

Two friends were hanging out with each other next to a tree.

Too bad only one was standing. :)

One morning I saw three kids were bullying one other kid because they didn't have a dad...

Later that day the three same kids were walking toward an orphanage. :)

What do my balls and emos have in common?

...Nothing, they both hang themselves...

Also gehen Addison, Gwen und Bradley alle in eine Bar. Dann schreien sie alle an, sie sollen aufhören, Bier zu trinken, weil sie es nicht mögen. Dann schreien sie den Barkeeper an und sagen, er solle das Bier nicht verkaufen, weil sie es nicht mögen. Die Kunden lachen sie als Paviane aus.

Was machen Addison, Gwen und Bradley? Sie kommen auf diese Seite und argumentieren, dass Witze zu gemein sind, und weil sie sie nicht mögen, stoppen sie jeden, der sie als WITZ macht. Das Ende.

A policeman once said, "I will never forget 9/11."

I said, "I hope not, that’s your phone number!"

What do a priest and Christmas tree lights have in common?

They can both flash.

What's the difference between Jesus and Christmas tree lights?

They can both flash.

Luisa: The ship doesn't swerve, as it heard how big the iceberg is.

Captain of the Titanic: Wait, what did you say?

3 minutes later:

Why didn't I listen to the strong one?

A little girl was sitting with some other kids. She thought to herself, "I want to have kids when I'm older, at least they’ll have a home, parents, and hopefully a dad that actually came back with the milk!" 🤣😂

playing irl fruit ninja on my arm.

Ur dad is gay!

Omg! I didn't mean that. Please don't tell ur mom.

I'm so so so sry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Ur dad

Omg, I'm sooooo sry!!!!!

My mom told me to clean the sink, but I couldn’t find you.

I told the judge I thought she was unconscious before she woke up crying. The judge asked: "Why didn't you drug her again so she would forget?"

Here is a joke: Rape.

Why’s it so hard to break up with a Japanese girl? You gotta drop the bomb twice.

Your mama is so fat that she took a picture at Christmas, and it's still downloading.

I have a confession. I used to be a Christian.

Don’t bother me none, babe!

Awesome! I much prefer being a Christine!

“Hol up”

I went to the “lists of women” page on Wikipedia and it was blank.

Either, Wikipedia is proving women do not exist or John Cena decided to come out as transgender.