What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and The Statue Of Liberty, the Statue of Liberty stands for something! 😂
What did the lady say to Michael Jackson on the beach?
"Excuse me sir, but you're in my sun."
Never search up "monkey with blue balls."
What fell down the tree first, the emo or the apple?
Guess what? The apple, because the emo got left hanging.
So imagine bullying an orphan so bad they cry, and then you say, "What are you gonna do, tell your parents?"
How did the chicken 🐔 feel after escaping the fry cook?
Clucky!
Life is like a penis. Other people make it hard.
How do you spell "I. P. With U?"
Why do trees never call Emos? Because they always hang up on them.
What’s an orphan’s favorite cereal?
Because it’s the only magical string in his life.
What makes a raccoon 🦝 very rich?
Its rings!
i am a joke
Do you know what SAWCON is?
SAWCON deez nuts.
In Ukraine, there was a massive wake-up call by Russia. But for some, the results were the opposite.
Me being raped is like my birth certificate; it doesn't expire.
If I was a raped victim, would silence be the best medicine?
What did the mother say to Michael J. on the beach?
"Excuse me sir, but you're in my son!"
If reincarnation is correct, if you die now, you can be reborn and live a second life. If you were born in Ukraine, you can immediately live a third life.
My fitness guru said that if I got raped, it would help me in future marathons.
There's gonna be 8 planets right after I destroy Uranus.
