Worst Jokes Ever

I told the judge I thought she was unconscious before she woke up crying. The judge asked: "Why didn't you drug her again so she would forget?"

Here is a joke: Rape.

Why’s it so hard to break up with a Japanese girl? You gotta drop the bomb twice.

Your mama is so fat that she took a picture at Christmas, and it's still downloading.

I have a confession. I used to be a Christian.

Don’t bother me none, babe!

Awesome! I much prefer being a Christine!

“Hol up”

I went to the “lists of women” page on Wikipedia and it was blank.

Either, Wikipedia is proving women do not exist or John Cena decided to come out as transgender.

What do you tell a suicidal person when they complain about their problems to you?

Just hang in there, man.

Yo mama so ugly, she the real reason all the dodos died.

What do nerds and chicks have in common? They both have four eyes.

What do you call someone who’s blond, beautiful, and listens to what you’re saying, but only hears what they want?

Womxn

What do you call an orphan taking a selfie with Batman?

Two family reunions!

Babe, I'm breaking up with you.

Why? I'm turning 18 tomorrow.

Children and your meat are actually quite similar.

At first you seem weirded out by spanking it, but later on you start to enjoy it.

When the bully says, "You're adopted," so you hit him with, "At least someone wanted me!"

🇻🇪 Finally, I am a trillionaire. Now I can buy bread.

A man goes to a doctor and says he's having problems shitting, so the doctor gives him an enema and says he needs to do it a few times at home, but does the first one for him. So the guy bends over the table, lubes him up, and shoves it deep in him, and he yells.

So later, the man goes home and tells his wife he needs her help with the enema. So he bends over, she lubes him up, puts a hand on his shoulder, and she shoves it up there, and he starts screaming and cussing, and the wife asks, "Did I hurt you?" He said, "No, I just realized when the doctor did it, he had both hands on my shoulders."

Ur mom.

Oops my bad! 😬

What do you call two monkeys who share the same Amazon account? Prime mates.

Butter believe it.

I used to be a man in a woman’s body. And then I was born.