Why was Liverpool better than Man United? We won 5-0, and you have a sex offender on your team.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered a pepperoni pizza, but only got plane.
Your hairline is so bad that the Teen Titans gave up.
What do you call a flat emo girl?
A cutting board
I was an orphan as a kid, and I'm pretty sure my favorite thing was seeing parents with their kids.
I think we know why.
Why can orphans just be gay?
Cause they want to call somebody "daddy."
Why can't the cheetah play hide and seek? Because he always spotted
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South's losing to Broncos. 😹
You lot are sick sons of bitches!
Astronauts just found water on Mars! Mars: 1. Africa: 0.
Hey Sandy.
how does bees go to school?they go on a buzzzzzzzzzzz hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
What did the pen say to the pencil?
The pen said, "You're pointy."
Global warming is the average of temperature on Earth.
how do bees go to school? They go on a school buzz
I hope death is a girl. That way, it'll never come for me.
"Can I throw you away? You look like my trash can. Oh, wait, you *are* my trash can."
"Bully," omg, that girl is so ugly.
"Me," Wait, what...ever.
How come Mr. Squirrel watches porn sometimes?
Sometimes he feels like a nut, sometimes he don't.
