Why did a woman believe she was a target? She had a price tag without any value to it.
Why are cheetahs bad at running away? They always get spotted.
Hey any riding with Biden fans out there?
I ran out of gas and could really use a ride so if one of ya'll can call me and pick me up that'd be great and I can't get gas because I only have 20 bucks which is like 1-5 and a half, help me please.
Why do orphans play with other kids on a playground?
So they will sneak into their parents' car to be a brother or sister.
Are u a rope? Bcs i wanna hang sometimes
What do you call a flat-chested emo girl?
A cutting board.
You call it suicide. I call it a failed parkour attempt.
What were the candles doing at a birthday party?
Getting lit.
What was the score to the African basketball game? It was 8-0
When you throw your peanut butter sandwich at the nut allergy table: 25+ kill streak!
Yesterday I asked an emo girl if she's jealous when her phone dies.
An African man was walking in New York when he saw a sign that said, "Watch out for children."
He started laughing hysterically, then a white man asked him, "Why are you laughing?"
He said, "In Africa, they would never put up a sign like that."
Quandale Dingle
So, Little Johnny's teacher is warned at the beginning of the school year not to ever make a bet with Johnny unless she is absolutely sure she will win it. One day in class, Johnny raises his hand and says, "Teacher, I'll bet you $50 I can guess what color your underwear is." She replies, "Okay, meet me after class and we'll settle it." But before class ends, she goes to the restroom and removes her panties. After class is over and the students clear out, Johnny makes his guess. "Blue." "Nope. You got it wrong," she says as she lifts her skirt to reveal she isn't wearing any underwear. "Well, come with me out to my dad's car, he's waiting for me, and I'll get you the money." She follows him out. When they get to the car, she informs his dad that he got the bet wrong and that she showed Johnny that she wasn't wearing any underwear. His dad exclaims: "That mother fucker! He bet me $100 this morning that he'd see your pussy before the end of the day!"
I gun give money.
Lil Jimmy: Hey doc.
Doctor: Hi, sorry but I can’t see you anymore.
Lil Jimmy: Why?
Doctor: Because, Lil Jimmy, I’m a family doctor, you're an orphan.
Lil Jimmy: 👁👄👁🖕
What do you get when you cross a priest with a toilet?
Holy shit.
Ms. Norsworthy's chompers are so big they killed a kid once.
Zion is so fat that his dick can't even fit in his wife's pussy.
Zion is so big, when he walks it's an earthquake.
