Keep rolling your eyes. Maybe, just _maybe_ you'll find a brain back there!
What is an Emo's favorite game? Hangman!
What does the M and D in orphan stand for? Mum and Dad
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
AN apple gets picked
What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking during a house fire.
What is the worst motivational thing to say to a suicidal person?
"If at first you don’t succeed, try again and again until you succeed."
You're built like a double cheeseburger.
My grandma just died from cancer.
My last words to her were “I like your cut, G.”
What was Michael Jackson's favorite song?
"Touch Me (I Want Your Body)."
A guy walks into a restaurant and orders turtle soup. The waiter hollers, "One turtle soup!"
A moment later, the guy calls the waiter over and says, "I’ve changed my mind, I would like pea soup." The waiter hollers, "Hold the turtle, and make it pea!"
I tried to high five a tree, but it just left me hanging.
Why do Asians abandon their children?
They're bad at math.
Me, an orphan: *laughing at orphan jokes*
Some person: Stop laughing, it's sad to laugh at your pain.
Me, an orphan: That's the funny part, what am I going to do, tell my parents?
How come orphans know how to do laundry?
Cause that's usually the mom's job.
why dont orphans play baseball the dont have a home to run back to
What's the difference between a wanted person and a wanted handicapped person? The handicapped person wasn’t last seen on foot.
Do you play Sea of Thieves? See if these balls fit in your mouth, gotteeeem!
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
