Why did the male orphan decide to be gay?
Because he wanted someone to call "daddy."
what do you call a kid with Autism and saw star wars?
Chewbacca
why do orphans like to have sex
so they can finnaly have someone to call daddy
Me at the Oscars when I see Jada Pinkett Smith, I said: "G.I. Jane 2, more like G.I. Jada 2, can't wait to see it."
So Will Smith is laughing and then suddenly, Will Smith walks up to me and punches me in the face.
Me: "Ow, oh, wow. Will Smith just smacked the shit out of me.ā My nigga Smith goes: "KEEP MY WIFE'S NAME OUT OF YOUR FUCKING MOUTH!" Me: "Maybe you should focus on keeping her friends out of hers."
Men built civilisations. Men went to the moon. Men invented the modern comforts of todayās society.
Women did none of those. They are useless, only fit to be baby making machines.
Why can't orphans go to the hospital? Because it is a family hospital. Sorry for the long break in between my jokes. I just had some family stuff, but I am back.
The toaster;
otherwise known as, the ultimate bath bomb.
What's the only good thing about being an orphan?
All snacks are family sized!
What is the worst combination of illnesses?
Alzheimerās and diarrhea. Youāre running but canāt remember where.
What's a fetus' favorite gun? A micro SMG.
My girlfriendās dog died, so I tried to cheer her up by getting her an identical one. But, unfortunately, it just made her more upset. She screamed at me, āWhat am I supposed to do with two dead dogs?ā
My wife and I have made a difficult choice and have decided we do not want children.
If anybody does, please just send me your contact details, and we can drop them off tomorrow.
The joke is you! šš¤£šš¤£š
Why does dark humor love orphans? Because the humor killed their parents.
Orphans can't find the home page.
Why did the alarm go off when the emo and his friends left the store when they checked everything out?
The emo forgot to roll his sleeves up.
Why do Priests like playing the violin? They get to finger A minor.
Iām sorry, Chairy, but I donāt need four more legs.
I have a secret crush on your momma.
Why canāt orphans play baseball?
They donāt know where home is.
