Worst Jokes Ever
I'd mop the floor with your face, but you might just mess it up more.
What is an emo's favorite song?
"Suicidal."
Why can't an orphan get a vaccine?
They need parental permission.
Why did the judge dismiss court when the orphan walked in?
Even a gay prison wouldn't want him.
Why did the bounty hunter not cash in an orphan?
He was not worth keeping.
It's the 1940s.
The chink was counting his shillings. The chink was bitching. His wife got raped in Nanking. The chink counts his shillings.
The chink gets sook chinged!
Why do Indian people have bad tempers? Because when they were growing up, their parents told them they couldn't have a cow, so they threw a tantrum instead.
Me: I'm afraid of random letters.
Therapist: You are?
Me: [screams]
Therapist: Oh, I see.
Me: [screaming intensifies]
What's worse than having a comedian as president? Having a president that has dementia.
Me: What do you want to do for your birthday?
Fiancé: I want to go somewhere I've never been before!
Me: Well welcome to the Kitchen!
I broke up with my boyfriend and stole his wheelchair.
Guess who came crawling back?
Why can't an orphan be gay?
They have no one to call daddy.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why can't an orphan be friends with Dom Toretto?
Dom doesn't have friends; he has "family."
Why did the planes crash into the Twin Towers?
Women were flying the plane.
POV: It's a rapists' groupchat, not a joke section. And it's SAD.
Why do emos have friends?
So they can hang with each other.
What do you call an autistic kid if he was short?
A short tistic.
Anyone have lightskin jokes?
The doctor gave his patient 1 day of life, so he shot him. Then the judge gave him 15 years, so there you go, problem solved.