Worst Jokes Ever
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Knock knock.
WHO'S THERE?
*Starts putting up hand signs.*
Why is America not good at Clash Royale? Answer: They lost 2 towers! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
How do you verify a rape claim? You make it true, and then the person is a victim for sure.
Q: What is Chris Brown's #1 Hit? A: Rihanna
Why do orphans prefer IKEA to the Home Depot?
Because the Home Depot provides supplies for *a* home. IKEA just provides furniture.
How do you break an orphan's wall in their room in the orphanage?
Tell them to put a tally on the wall with a pen for every second their parents are missing.
Are you with Alex?
Fucking retarded. Go dig a home die, people!
What starts with a "v" and ends with a "k"? A veggie Karen.
I tried to make a website for orphans.
Sadly, I couldn't make a home page.
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
You're cheap; no one even pays attention.
You lost 30 lbs when you joined Weight Watchers, and lost another 10 lbs when they shaved your back.
Fuck Jewkraine!
You’re looking pretty rough this evening. You look like if sweatpants were a person.
Your nose is so big that Apple had to make a custom iPhone that unlocks using Nose ID.
You guys know the notes A Minor and D? I really like putting D in A Minor!
What's the best finger for fingering A minor?
Royal aka ZEPHYR gets cucked daily by Tyrone.
ZEPHYR watches Tyrone give his wife the genes he could never give her. What a loser.
Dad, I love you.
Son, I love you.
Son: Dad, I'm gay.
Dad: I support you.
Son: I like you.
Dad: Get out and into my room!